Crypto, MotoGP, and the Quest for Ultimate Adrenaline: What Bitget Did at the German Grand Prix

With pockets brimming with millions, crypto firms—those wizards of the digital economy—have once again thrown their weight behind sports sponsorships. So on Monday, July 14, Bitget revealed its latest spectacle: an extravagant affair at the German Grand Prix, where motorcycles zoomed past while crypto promises soared. And if you thought racing was all about speed, well, hold your horses—because we’re talking about the speed of *blockchain* too. 🚀

IOTA’s Sudden Fling

The IOTA token, that sly thing, climbed to a multi-month high of $0.2428, a whopping 73% increase from its June low. And, of course, it’s all coinciding with the broader crypto market rally – because who doesn’t love a good party? 🎉

Bitcoin Baron’s Latest Splurge 🤑

As fate would have it, Strategy, his brainchild, now sits atop an unrealized profit of approximately $30 billion, a sum so fantastical, it defies comprehension. It’s as if the cryptocurrency gods have smiled upon him, bestowing upon him a fortune rivaling the great tsars of old. 🤑

Bitcoin Investors are Buying, and Not Selling. Oh No.

According to Glassnode’s X (because who needs a proper name for a social media platform, anyway?) post, wallets with less than 100 Bitcoin are buying up the crypto king at a rate of $2.359 billion per month. Meanwhile, miners are only producing about $1.638 billion worth of new Bitcoin per month 🤑.

Pi Network’s Mainnet Launch: A Tale of Button-Tapping and Unfulfilled Promises

Pi Network’s journey from ambitious Stanford experiment to live blockchain reached a pivotal milestone this past February. The project that promised to democratize cryptocurrency mining through smartphones officially opened its mainnet after multiple delays, enabling external connectivity and potential exchange listings for the first time

Cardano’s Bitcoin DeFi Dream: From Theory to Reality 🚀

“This is not the beginning,” Hoskinson proclaimed, with a flourish that would make any 19th-century bureaucrat envious, “but it’s the midpoint of a very long conversation about how does Bitcoin achieve programmability.” Indeed, the journey began years ago with experiments like Colored Coins and Mastercoin, which were as successful as a certain government inspector’s visit to a provincial town. But now, thanks to breakthroughs like Taproot, BitVMX, and an expanding partner ecosystem, the dream has matured into a reality that is as tangible as a well-cooked borscht.