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In a world stranger than a three-legged cat chasing a laser pointer, governments are either building crypto utopias or hosting elaborate scams. El Salvador, that tiny nation with a volcano obsession, decided Bitcoin wasn’t just money-it was the money. Bhutan, meanwhile, swapped prayer wheels for crypto payments, because why not? And the U.S.? Let’s just say if lobbying were an Olympic sport, Team Crypto would win gold, silver, and the sympathy vote. 🏅

According to crypto analyst Marcus Corvinus, BNB has just experienced a significant structural shift by losing its long-held bullish trendline. This technical break is a critical development that is rapidly changing the market mood from optimism to caution, as a primary support trendline has been invalidated. Imagine a seesaw tipping sideways-now that’s a sight to behold! 🐻

Despite this pullback, one area of the market is clearly standing out: XRP exchange-traded funds (ETFs). While Bitcoin and Ether ETFs have seen steady outflows, XRP ETFs are moving in the opposite direction, as if they’ve discovered the secret to eternal youth. 🕶️✨

According to the ever-reliable CoinMarketCap data-those fine folks who keep tabs on all things crypto-Ripple’s USD stablecoin has rocketed its trading volume to a dazzling $84.66 million. Talk about a financial firecracker!

By Shayan

Their modus operandi? Fewer strikes, but each a thunderbolt of financial ruin. March’s $1.4 billion heist of Bybit stands as their magnum opus, a stroke of criminal genius. Unlike their petty counterparts, these hackers target the behemoths of the crypto world, where the spoils are as vast as their ambition. In 2025, they claimed 76% of all service-level compromises-a dominance unparalleled. 🏆💥

In a recent gathering that could only be described as the Senate Banking Committee’s attempt at a friendly tea party, led by the ever-dapper Senator Tim Scott, there was much clinking of teacups and cautious optimism about the great discussions surrounding crypto market structure. Alas, no markup hearings were scheduled for this week, leaving participants to ponder what might have been over stale biscuits.

The wise heads in the financial grumble club are predicting a headline figure ticking up to 3.1%, and the core CPI – that sneaky, stripped-down version – might be lurking at around 3.0%. Meanwhile, the monthly growth is expected to tiptoe along at about 0.3%. Just enough to keep everyone guessing and clutching their teacups nervously. ☕️

Apparently, this genius move is all about making digital assets “more accessible.” Because, you know, nothing screams “user-friendly” like blockchain and tokenized stocks. 🙄 But hey, if it means I can buy a slice of Apple stock while arguing with my aunt about politics in a Telegram group, I’m all for it. 🍎🤷‍♂️

Bitcoin’s underperformance relative to gold, to which it is often compared, continues as its price in dollars lacks clear directional bias, trading back and forth between $86,000 and $90,000. It’s currently up 1.2% since midnight UTC against the greenback. 🚀