Carl Erik Rinsch, the guy who probably thought he was the next big thing, just got convicted for siphoning $11 million from Netflix to fund his crypto obsession. Because nothing says “I’m a visionary” like buying luxury cars and fancy hotels with someone else’s money. 🏍️🏨
On the fateful 12th of December, Strategy managed to keep its spot in the Nasdaq 100, despite the growing chorus of onlookers asking, “Wait, is this a tech company or a crypto casino?” 🤔🎰
Farside Investors, those vigilant watchmen of the financial fortress, report that the Solana ETFs have clung to positive daily flows like a barnacle to a hull. True, the capital pouring in is but a shadow of its former self, yet the funds persist, their daily performance as modest as a hermit crab in a mansion. 🦀
🎇 BREAKING: Real Finance secures $29M to build the institutional rails for the future of finance.
Massive thanks to our lead investor @Nimbus_Capital_ and partners @Magnus_Fund & @Frekaz_Group . This is a vote of confidence in our mission to onboard institutions to tokenized…
This week, you flirted with $2.20 (ooh, la la!) only to trip over your own blockchain and stumble back to $2. Classic XRP, always keeping us on our toes! 👠 While you’re busy playing limbo with your price point, crypto analyst Ali Martinez (aka the Sherlock Holmes of on-chain data 🕵️♂️) has spilled the tea on your future. Grab your popcorn, folks-this is juicy! 🍿
In a post that’s probably already been screenshotted and shared by every XRP enthusiast on the planet, Egrag laid out his master plan. According to his Linear Regression (fancy words for “educated guessing”), XRP’s price targets are $3.40, $10, and the elusive $27. These numbers, he says, are based on the Logarithmic Linear Regression Channel, which sounds like something a mathematician would invent to torture high school students. 📈
Imagine a universe where Japan’s interest rates were the financial equivalent of a bottomless coffee cup-cheap, endless, and fueling everyone’s questionable life choices. For years, the Bank of Japan (BOJ) served as the galaxy’s favorite cosmic barista, keeping rates near zero and letting investors binge on risk like it’s cosmic popcorn. But now? Rumors swirl that BOJ might finally yawn, stretch, and decide to hike rates on December 18-19. The result? Global markets throwing a tantrum louder than a toddler denied dessert. 🌍 temper tantrum
As SUI languishes near $1.57, its on-chain activity-a veritable bacchanalia of transactions-whispers sweet nothings of a rebound to $2.10. Will it? Won’t it? The market, that fickle prima donna, remains uncommitted. 🎭
The token, ever the coquette, flirted with $205, batting its digital eyelashes at the V4 upgrade-a redesigned liquidation engine, because nothing says romance like efficient liquidations and risk controls. Truly, the stuff of sonnets.
Brazil\’s top asset manager, Itaú Asset, with a staggering $185 billion under its belt, has made a recommendation that\’s got everyone talking: allocate 1% to 3% of your investment portfolio to Bitcoin by 2026 🚀. And why not? With Brazil\’s economy being as stable as a house of cards in a hurricane 🌀, it\’s only sensible to diversify and protect your assets from the lovely folks at the Brazilian inflation office 👋.
