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According to the ever-reliable CryptoQuant, the Exchange Inflow Coin Days Destroyed (CDD) metric on Binance has just plunged to 380, the lowest it’s been since September 2017. For those not fluent in crypto lingo, CDD is a fancy way of measuring how long coins have been sitting around before being moved to exchanges. A low CDD means that the coins being moved are from short-term traders-your weekend warriors, not the long-term investors who’ve been holding since the glory days.

The courtroom, a stage for human folly, revealed how a humble apology can sway the scales of justice, while a trial of defiance may lead to a longer sentence. 🪙

The whispers travel on the wind, carried not by sparrows, but by the static of the digital age. Canadian analysts – those diligent observers of the financial constellations – now pronounce that XRP, that elusive particle of digital value, is poised for…adoption. Adoption! As if it were a stray kitten, rather than a potential upheaval of the established order. One feels a certain weariness with the pronouncements of “potential,” doesn’t one? Still, it is noted.

In a move that could make grown adults weep with joy (or maybe just cryptocurrency enthusiasts), the CBOE BZX Exchange has welcomed the 21Shares XRP ETF (TOXR) with open arms. This green light joins the party, making it a quintet of U.S. spot XRP-related funds in total.

The verdict, pronounced on a Thursday in the hallowed halls of Manhattan’s federal court, echoed through the crypto cosmos, a chilling reminder that even the most audacious schemes cannot escape the reach of justice. 🕵️‍♂️⚖️

Crypto analyst “More Crypto Online”-because who’s not named after a catchy internet handle?-shared on X (aka Twitter if you’re still calling it that) that SOL has dipped into what he’s calling a “major support band.” It’s a stretch from $118 to roughly $138.30. Think of it as a ‘must prove demand’ zone-if buyers don’t show up soon, Solana might just decide to play hide-and-seek with its value. 🤔🎯

A federal judge in Connecticut has granted the company a pause on enforcement actions from state authorities, effectively halting the regulator’s attempt to shut down its operations within the state. 🛑

Sei Labs, the architects of this digital mirage, unveil plans so grand and reckless that even Raskolnikov would chuckle in weary despair. With promises of signing in via Google or Xiaomi IDs, they introduce a multiparty computation wallet-like a vault guarded by a thousand watchmen-or so they say-offering hopes of secure peer-to-peer and merchant payments. A modern miracle or just another mirage in the desert? 🌵

Not content with merely existing, the firm has also sashayed into the AWS ISV Accelerate program, a marketplace ménage à trois that promises to dangle incentives before potential customers like so many carrots before a particularly dim-witted donkey. 🐴💰

On a fateful Wednesday, Dec. 11, the sage Ali Martinez, a prophet of the crypto wilderness, unveiled revelations that sent shivers down the spines of the uninitiated. Behold, Ethereum has forged two titanic support walls, lurking beneath current prices like ancient fortresses guarding a treasure. 🏰