This halts Prime Minister Donald Tusk’s valiant attempt to introduce stricter supervision, despite his warning that hostile intelligence networks are now the crypto version of uninvited houseguests who help themselves to your snacks. 🥩
So, apparently, there’s this thing called the TD Sequential “9” buy signal. Don’t worry, it’s not a secret cult hand gesture, it’s just a fancy technical indicator suggesting that XRP might be done with its downward spiral. If the chart’s got your attention (or you just like the idea of a price reversal), this could be the moment when the market finally says, “Okay, fine, maybe we’ll give XRP another shot.” Thanks, Tom DeMark, whoever you are.
Apparently, they took a little break from their shopping spree between October 12 and November 30, offloading 113,070 BTC. But hey, even whales need a detox now and then. Now they’re back in the game, and Bitcoin’s price is like, “Okay, I see you.” 💪
Like a phantom in the night, Kwon vanished after Terra’s 2022 implosion, only to resurface in Montenegro, a land of mountains and mysteries. 🏔️ Arrested on unrelated charges, he was extradited to the U.S., where the specter of fraud, manipulation, and money-laundering looms large. 🕵️♂️ Ah, the globe-trotting life of a crypto mogul-part tragedy, part farce.
Trading days, eh? They’re like a game of horseshoes-sometimes you’re close, and sometimes you’re just throwin’ money in the dirt. 🏇 Thursday, Dec. 4, was a real doozy. Bitcoin and Ether ETF investors pulled back faster than a hound dog from a bath, while Solana and the fresh-faced XRP ETF market quietly lapped up the crumbs.
Crypto enthusiasts, bless their tender hearts, are scratching their heads like a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. “Why 12 years?” they ask. “Is this a jail sentence or a vacation?” Meanwhile, Kwon’s lawyers are probably sippin’ lemonade and whisperin’, “Sure, he’s guilty… but blame the market, the hackers, the moon!” 🚀
Behold, the analysts, those modern-day augurs, scrutinize support and resistance levels with the fervor of a lepidopterist pinning butterflies. Their gaze lingers on long-term formations, as if deciphering the entrails of a digital oracle. 🔮
He points fingers at the usual suspects: gold reaching for the heavens, the Treasury yields doing the limbo under zero, and stocks jitterbugging faster than a squirrel on espresso. All signs, he claims, of some impending catastrophe-like the universe’s way of saying, “Brace yourselves.” 🌌
And now, like a well-timed drama, this sudden dip in price has led to a surge in “realized losses,” a term that’s got crypto enthusiasts clutching their pearls. This jump in losses is the highest we’ve seen since late 2022, a fact proudly presented by the ever-vigilant crypto analytics platform, Glassnode. The timing couldn’t be more poetic – as the crypto community stirs with fear and uncertainty, making this news the latest juicy gossip. 🍿
In this brave new world, transformation won’t come from the outside. No, it will sprout from within, like a rebellious weed in a manicured garden, through controlled chaos. Small, independent teams, freed (within reason, of course) to experiment, will challenge the age-old tale of banks as impenetrable fortresses, forever resistant to disruption. 🌱🏰