The exact tally stays shy as a moon on the horizon, whispered through posts on X. Yet Boiron, the captain with a public voice, speaks and the room breathes; a confirmation that cuts the night like a blade, leaving questions to float in the coffee.
Apparently, ICP’s architecture fuels this frenzy of activity, even if its price remains as mute as a mime at a karaoke night. So much for adoption being contingent on pumps, right? 🙃
On the daily chart, our protagonist has thrust herself back into the $95K resistance band, a zone as treacherous as a Nabokovian footnote. Here, she encounters the 100-day moving average, a barrier as stubborn as a literary critic’s prejudice. This is the very zone that repelled her in previous bounces, a key supply area within the broader downtrend from her Olympian highs. The Daily RSI, once at panic extremes, now simpers modestly, signaling strong short-term momentum but remaining ensconced in a larger corrective structure. As long as she trades below this moving average and the $95K resistance, her rally is but a counter-trend flirtation, not the committed uptrend one might hope for.
Behold, the daily chart (DOGE/USD, Binance) from Jan. 16, where Cantonese Cat doodles an inverse head-and-shoulders pattern like it’s a dating app profile. Left shoulder? December 2023. Head? Late December, slumping near $0.11 like a sad Shih Tzu. Right shoulder? January 2024, wobbling after a brief spike. Basic, but hey, at least you’re trying. 🐾
But wait! There’s a twist! These crypto banks must be more than just whimsical ideas floating in the ether; they are to be joint-stock companies, strutting their stuff under the watchful gaze of the High-Tech Park. Registering in the National Bank’s crypto bank registry is not merely a formality-it’s akin to receiving a golden ticket to Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, except here, we trade in blockchain delights instead of sweet confections. 🍫🚀
Glassnode’s ledger tells a fisherman’s tale: about 4 million fresh active addresses joined this month, bringing the monthly tally to roughly 8 million. Not a drought of airdrops, mind you, but a genuine doubling of the staying power among the “New” folks.
Senate Banking Committee Chairman Tim Scott, a man who probably still believes in fairies, declared the delay a “tactical move.” Translation: We’re stuck, but we’ll blame it on strategy. Bipartisan negotiations? More like bipartisan negotiations with a side of denial. 🤷♂️
Cathie Wood, the high priestess of investment foresight, has decreed in her latest forecast that Bitcoin shall reign supreme as a diversification tool in the approaching years, according to her firm’s latest oracle-like report. 🧙♀️
South Korea is set to enforce strict restrictions on offshore cryptocurrency apps. Starting January 28, Google Play will require overseas crypto exchanges to register with the Financial Intelligence Unit (FIU) under the Financial Services Commission (FSC). Ah, the thrill of bureaucracy! 🎭
According to the wise folks at SoSoValue, inflows into U.S. spot Bitcoin ETFs fell to a paltry $100.1 million on Thursday, January 15, 2026-only a mere fraction of the whopping $843.6 million seen just the day before. It’s like watching a parade turn into a funeral procession! 🎉➡️⚰️