USDTHB

Ah, Zcash! It has squandered much of its recent glory, yet somehow, traders clutch their tokens with the desperation of a man holding a half-eaten pierogi in a gusty wind. 😅

Ce n’est pas une blague : le même grand patron des Bitcoins a réduit ses acquisitions, passant de 134 500 BTC en Novembre 2024 à une pitoyable pincée de 9 100 BTC en novembre 2025. Et maintenant, en décembre? Seulement 135 BTC! Ah, l’amour du risque… ou la peur, qui sait? 😅

Polymarket has waltzed back into the U.S., dancing to the tune of regulatory approval and a shiny new mobile app. On Wednesday, the platform announced its return to the land of the free, but not without a few hoops to jump through first. We’re talking about a 2022 showdown with the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC), who wasn’t exactly thrilled with Polymarket’s unregistered event-based derivatives. A quick $1.4 million settlement later, and voilà – they’re back in business.

Цепочка, эта таинственная змея, поднялась на 20% за день, теперь она сидит на $14.50, словно забытая мелодия из ноября. 🐍

And lo! It outshone even the sacred XRP, that perennial favorite of disillusioned investors who cling to hopes like barnacles on a sinking ship. Like a man who suddenly remembers he has a million rubles but the economy has long since left him behind, LINK’s gains are a spectacle-especially since the reality is that these gains are just another fleeting illusion in the great circus of the crypto world.

Dear Reader, it is a truth universally acknowledged, that a market in possession of a good performance, must be in want of a favorable report. 📈

This act, a third category of property, legally protects holdings like BTC, that elusive specter, now priced at $93,036, its value a dance of numbers. 🧵 24h volatility: 6.5%-a heartbeat of chaos. Market cap: $1.86T, a titan’s wealth. Vol. 24h: $89.41B, a river of transactions. Stablecoins, too, now bask in this statutory glow. The old system of court rulings, inconsistent as autumn leaves, is replaced by clear rules for ownership, theft, and inheritance. Even bankruptcy and litigation now have their own verse. 💸

In a move that sounds like it was inspired by some kind of finance-related superhero movie, Parataxis Holdings-a New York-based digital asset investment firm-has agreed to purchase South Korean data security company Sinsiway for $27.3 million (or 40 billion won if you’re into the whole “numbers” thing).

Sonnet BioTherapeutics has confirmed shareholder approval for its merger with Rorschach LLC, and the vote clears the path for creating the first large Hyperliquid digital asset treasury. The decision caused a massive spike in the HYPE token which soared close to 10% with the markets reacting to the incoming institutional demand. The development also augments the momentum for Hyperliquid’s expansion at large. Insert dramatic music here 🎵