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In a press release that has everyone talking, Ripple announced that its stablecoin, RLUSD, has been officially accepted as a Fiat-Referenced token by Abu Dhabi’s financial regulator. What does this mean? Well, it means RLUSD is now allowed to strut its stuff in the region’s financial markets. And guess who benefits from this? That’s right, XRP-the beloved native token of the XRP Ledger. More demand for RLUSD = more demand for XRP. Pretty sweet deal, huh? 🤑

In a riveting X post (because who doesn’t love financial advice from social media?), Snow claims his algorithm is printing a new ceiling. 🚀✋ Bitcoin will bounce, sure, but $116,500? Nah, not happening in the next 365 days. He’s basically telling traders to chill with their Lambo dreams. 🏎️💔

Since Nov. 22, SHIB’s been creepin’ up from $0.00000756 like a cat burglar in silk socks-four green days outta five. Quiet as a church mouse, but louder than a screen door in a hurricane. 🎰

According to the ever-reliable CoinMarketCap, XRP has skyrocketed by a crisp 18.46% over the past seven days. A triumph, albeit shy of its dearly departed £3 dream-once hoped for before October’s spectacular market crash-now lingering just beyond reach like a lost clip in a silent film. Ironically, while XRP dances higher, Bitcoin, with its usual stoic dignity, has managed a modest 13.01%, and Cardano, that plucky underdog, limps in with a modest 8.47%. A veritable comedy of numbers.

On November 29th, 9.92 million HYPE tokens are unlocking for “core contributors.” 🤭 Translation: People who probably coded the thing in a caffeine-fueled frenzy and now want to cash out. Sure, the market might absorb it, but let’s not pretend we’re not all here for the trainwreck potential. Remember: Panic selling from retail usually arrives like a late birthday gift-too little, too late. 🎁

Behold, the Zcash saga has not only enriched its holders but also thrust privacy tech into the limelight, as if it were the star of a Molièrean comedy! Monero and Dash, once the sole divas of discretion, now share the stage with this newfound darling. Even Railgun, that enigmatic protocol, has found itself in the spotlight. Bravo, Zcash, bravo! 👏🎩

Ah, the world of crypto-where the highs are as high as a kite and the lows? Well, they’re low enough to make you question your life choices. This week, Bitcoin soared above $90,000, giving the market a reason to breathe. And yet, the traders are watching, as the once-invincible market still clings to its nerves after weeks of dramatic ups and downs.

Meanwhile, the cryptocurrency market has shifted back into bearish territory, with Bitcoin (BTC), Ethereum (ETH), and other tokens trading in negative territory. Classic! Because what’s a little financial chaos without a side of existential dread? 🐺🔥

In a move that screams “we’re not ready for this jelly,” Switzerland has delayed the automatic exchange of crypto account information with overseas tax agencies until 2027. 🕰️ Why the hold-up? Well, they’re still figuring out which countries get to peek into their crypto cheese vault. 🧐

In an exclusive chat with CryptoMoon, he threw shade at Zcash, calling it a “shitcoin” – classy, right? The reason? It’s got this fancy trusted setup from 2016 where you gotta trust some random folks to handle your privacy magic. And no, he’s not here for that “trust” game.