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In a whirl of-or perhaps a tornado-of volatility that leaves the most seasoned traders clutching their Bitcoin, Ethereum has nudged aside the ordinary and sashayed into a new era. Data from the cosmos-well, social media-tells us that more transactions are happening faster than ever, giving the old markets a run for their… well, everything. 🎩💥

On November 26th, S&P Global Ratings dropped a bomb-an update so juicy, it might just be the most dramatic stablecoin drama in a whole decade. And guess what? Shanaka Anslem Perera, the analyst with a poker face, spills the tea on why the entire crypto universe should probably sit up and listen.

Unlike the usual shenanigans where everyone agrees on the direction in the final days, November is closing with a board more polarized than a debate between Bertie and Jeeves about the proper folding of a cravat. 🕶️🤵

In a stunning (but utterly predictable) feat of technological wizardry, Swiss financial institutions AMINA Bank and Crypto Finance have completed a pilot that demonstrates the brilliance of distributed ledger technology (DLT). This marvel, conducted on the Google Cloud Universal Ledger (GCUL) platform, showcases how cross-border payments can now settle in near-real-time, 24/7, with the same old banking security and compliance standards we all know and love-how quaint.

In the 4-hour chart, Bitcoin’s movements are as predictable as a winter frost. The price is currently trapped in a bear flag, where after breaking free from a feeble downtrend (look at that faint dotted line, so fragile it could break under the weight of a sneeze), it found solace at $87,000. It wandered along this lifeline until it kissed the bottom of the flag with sweet nostalgia, only to launch straight up, testing the upper edge of the flag + the formidable $91,450 resistance. A rejection from here? Absolutely probable. A momentary illusion of triumph before the inevitable collapse. 🍂

Applications are open now! (Or as I like to call it, “The Boss Lady’s Invitation to Nerd Prom.”)

Volume’s at 258 billion-basically the crypto equivalent of “meh.” Price? Still at $0.00000859, because why move when you can just… not? 🛋️ Compared to the 30-day average of 1.38 trillion, this is less “liquidity freeze” and more “market taking a coffee break.” ☕

On a fine Thursday, with all the pomp and circumstance fitting of market affairs, Ripple announced that their beloved RLUSD is now free to dance within the hallowed halls of the Abu Dhabi Global Market’s financial zone-oh, what a splendid locale! nestled on the Al Maryah and Al Reem Islands, like pearls in a gold-encrusted oyster. As if the International Financial Centre needed yet another reason to swell with pride-or perhaps just a little more cash. 💸🌍

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