This audacious leap has lifted the token well above its humble 7-day SMA of $0.0787, as if shouting, “Look at me, world! I’m more than just a tiny blip on your screens!” Details matter much to the speculators, and here they are: buyer interest on the rise, fueled by the mysterious charm of Planck Network’s modular Layer-1 innovation-because why settle for stodgy old networks when you can have modular magic? 🧙♂️
Apparently, the NYSE Arca, a subsidiary of that charming establishment, filed and squeaked through two separate certifications with the Securities and Exchange Commission-what a thrill-confirming their “approval for listing and registration” of the Grayscale XRP Trust ETF Shares (GXRP) and those adorable Dogecoin Trust ETF Shares (GDOG).
Because whales, those curious leviathans of the blockchain deep, see golden opportunities where others only find despair. Spot prices beckon with a siren’s call, irresistible to those who value liquidity over volatility, my friends. 🐋💸
UNI, poor soul, oscillates like a pendulum in a clock that has lost its spring, confined to its narrow band of $6.00 to $6.20. The candles, alternating between teal and red, scream indecision-a market as undecided as a bourgeois choosing a wig. Since November 18 to 23, a slight downward tilt, like a nobleman’s hat after a night of revelry, reveals the soft selling pressure. Alas, no strong directional momentum here! 🕯️🤷♂️
Spearheaded by the likes of Huobi’s Leon Li Lin, HashKey’s Xiao Feng, Meitu’s Mike Cai Wensheng, and Fenbushi’s Bo Shen, this cabal of visionaries had dreamed of amassing half a billion dollars to worship at the altar of Ether, the crypto world’s second fiddle. Alas, even $110 million in pledged capital could not save them from the icy grip of reality. As the South China Morning Post so gleefully reported, the project has been shelved, a victim of its own timing and the market’s bleak theatrics. 🎭
This week, Bitcoin Cash (BCH) suddenly forced its way back into the center of the market conversation after delivering the strongest performance among all major assets 🤯. This move instantly pushed BCH closer to Cardano’s position in the top-10 ranking by CoinMarketCap, turning what used to be a relic of the crypto market into a potential top-10 contestant driven by real capital, not narratives 📈.
In the grand theatre of digital currency, Solana has once again taken the spotlight, its developers donning the mantle of fiscal austerity with nary a qualm. The SIMD-0411 proposal, a veritable feast for the fiscally fastidious, aims to halve the time it takes to reach its long-term inflation target-cutting six years into a mere three, as if the blockchain were a toddler in a hurry to grow up. 🕰️
The Base and Optimism platforms woke up on Nov. 22 complaining, “Hey, our front ends are hijacked! Welcome to the world of cyber-improv-you’re the star of the show!” Users were just minding their own business when, bam! They got sent straight into malicious look-alikes trying to trick wallets into draining transactions. Talk about a Sunday Funday! 🎉
Bitcoin (BTC), our most beloved digital gold, soared to $86,000, up about 8% from its lowest moans this year. And the underdog altcoins like Zcash (ZEC), Cronos (CRO), Monero (XMR), and Aerodrome Finance, they fancy a 10% climb over the past 24 hours as if gravity got bored and vanished for the day. 📈❤️
In a plot twist that could only happen in the bizarre world of cryptocurrency, VanEck’s CEO, Jan van Eck (who’s obviously got a thing for Bitcoin’s underlying tech), decided to air some concerns on CNBC’s Power Lunch – yes, we’re all watching crypto drama at lunch now. His main gripe? The Big B’s encryption and privacy levels. That’s right, folks, your precious Bitcoin might not be secure enough for VanEck’s liking. 😱