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Kiyosaki, ever the shrewd investor, disclosed that he first acquired Bitcoin “years ago” when it was trading for around $6,000. Fast forward a few years, and he offloads it for a neat $90,000 per coin. If that doesn’t scream ‘I told you so’, nothing will. And the profits, he claims, are being funneled into his growing empire of, yes, surgery centers and a billboard business, no doubt with dreams of financial domination-because who doesn’t want to make $27,500 in tax-free monthly income by February 2026? 😎

The stimulus announcement sent shockwaves through financial markets, pushing Japanese government bond yields to record highs and weakening the yen to multi-month lows. Meanwhile, Bitcoin continues its painful November correction, having dropped from October highs above $126,000 to around $86,000-$92,000, raising questions about whether the traditional relationship between yen weakness and crypto rallies still holds. 🐍📉

The current turmoil, a cataclysmic slump, has seen BTC plummet nearly 10% in a single day, while the crypto market cap, a once-great empire, has now dipped below the $3 trillion threshold, a number that once seemed as eternal as the pyramids. 🏺

So, here we are. HBAR took an 11.5% nosedive on Tuesday – a startling move fueled not by innovative network upgrades (brace yourselves, it’s not just hype), but by a sudden explosion of institutional selling. Think of it like a mass exodus at the crypto dinner party – with billions of units sold faster than you can say “buy the dip?” Nope. The $0.1350 support? Vanished faster than your last paycheck.

In a post on X (formerly known as Twitter-don’t get me started on the name change), Claver dropped some serious knowledge bombs from his company, Digital Ascension Group (DAG). According to him, if you’re holding onto XRP and you’re not thinking about taxes, well, you might as well be gambling your savings away on a one-armed bandit in Vegas. 🎰

“Just buy an ETF,” the genius-er, CEO Matt Cole-says on stage, like it’s as easy as ordering a cheeseburger. Well, Matt, in Japan it’s more like ordering a sushi platter: complicated but deliciously profitable if you know the secret ingredients.

The descent into this zone, one must observe, is more of a corrective curtsy than an impulsive plunge. A three-wave pullback, if you will, rather than the opening act of a grand collapse. So long as XRP maintains its poise above $1.77, the support holds firm. But, oh, the buyers! They must step in with the alacrity of a debutante at her first ball, lest that level crumbles like a poorly baked soufflé. 🥧

Since Bitcoin’s price has been messy, and investors’ sentiment has been worse, its on-chain metrics are starting to exhibit bearish movement, pointing to a highly volatile market environment. One of the key metrics is the Delta Growth Rate, one of the market’s early-cycle momentum gauges, which has recently turned negative. 📉

They’re screaming “bullish!” like a Real Housewife at a sample sale. RSI is at 90, MACD is above the signal line-basically, it’s a party, but someone’s about to puke. 🎉🤢

Behold Republic Technologies, a name that drips with the absurdity of our times, who have secured $100 million in financing with terms so lenient they could make a saint weep. A zero-interest convertible note, you ask? A financial construct so rare it might as well be a relic from a forgotten age, where Republic neither pays nor falters – a Sisyphean reprieve in a world of endless cycles. One might call it genius; I call it the fever dream of a sleep-deprived quant.