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The short-term structure reveals why Dogecoin’s (DOGE) sorry performance is unlikely to improve anytime soon. Brace yourselves, because things are looking grim.

The ADIC, that paragon of fiscal daring, has nearly tripled its Bitcoin wagers in the third quarter of 2025 through BlackRock’s spot Bitcoin fund. Mon dieu, what a performance! One might say they’ve turned their portfolio into a one-man show.

Unlike its sluggish coin cousins, SHIB has managed to crawl up by a whopping 1% since yesterday. Yes, that’s right, a whole 1%! It’s like finding an extra fry in your fast-food bag. 🍟

In this grand theater of finance, India unveils ARC, a digital rupee doppelgänger, pegged 1:1 to its earthly counterpart. Slated for a 2026 premiere, this stablecoin is the brainchild of Polygon and Anq, a duo as dynamic as a Bollywood dance number. 🕺💃 Deployed in a bi-tiered structure, it complements the RBI’s CBDC like a perfectly timed punchline in a Bulgakov satire.

Per the sacred scrolls of Shibburn, the sending of 16.6 million SHIB to eternal wallets hath reduced the circulating supply to a number so vast, it would make a mathematician weep. The total burned, now a staggering 410,753,682,871,874 SHIB, is a testament to the folly of man’s quest for scarcity. Yet, amidst this chaos, the price crawls ever so slowly, as if the market itself is drowsy and in dire need of a nap 🐕💤.

According to the ever-watchful Santiment, over 102,000 transactions above $100,000 and a whopping 29,000 above $1 million have been spotted. That’s right, folks-this could be the most whale-tastic week of 2025! But is it a feeding frenzy or just a bit of aquatic acrobatics? 🤔🐋

On Thursday, he made a rather dramatic transfer of 2,499 BTC (worth a cool $228 million) to the venerable Kraken. A gesture so bold, one could almost hear the blockchain gasping in disbelief. 🦈

Bitcoin is playing it cool, bobbing just above the formidable $90,000 line after a wild ride spurred by interest rates doing the hokey pokey and a steady stream of ETF cash leaving town. Seems like the liquidity dried up quicker than a Florida swamp in August, making BTC mighty sensitive to Wall Street’s latest whiffs of macro smoke and mirrors.

World Liberty Financial (WLFI) is now the protagonist of its own heist movie-only the bad guys got baked. After losing $22M to pre-launch wallet chaos, they pulled off a Hitchcockian token reallocation. Spoiler: The hackers’ wallets are now empty, and the real heroes are KYC forms. 🎬

Enter Mr. Wall Street, the self-proclaimed crypto oracle on X (formerly known as Twitter, because branding is hard). He’s telling anyone who will listen that Bitcoin has officially hit its peak, and now it’s headed straight down. You know that feeling when you’re on a roller coaster, and it peaks just before plummeting? Yeah, that’s Bitcoin right now. The good news? There’s more to come, he says. The chart screams “decline,” and every little bounce is just a brief flirtation with a rebound before the inevitable drop.