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Ah, the perennial question: Is this the perfect moment to leap onto the bandwagon, or have we reached the tragic conclusion of a once glorious rally? Such dilemmas! 🎭

McDonald’s, that bastion of gastronomic innovation, declared on Nov. 11 that the McRib-a porky pantomime of ribs, sauce, and existential despair-is back in select locations. It’s a comeback as fleeting as a bull market in a bear’s den. Yet, crypto enthusiasts, ever the romantics, cling to this greasy relic like it’s the Rosetta Stone of blockchain. 🍔✨

Will Ethereum find its way to a relief phase, or will it plunge deeper into the abyss of macro demand levels? Only the cryptic whispers of the market can tell. 🧙‍♂️🔮

Instead of staring at price charts like they’re the meaning of life (spoiler: they’re not), Matrixport points to derivatives as the real tea leaves. Ethereum futures-the favorite toy of traders who like to amplify risk because why not?-have seen their open interest halved. That’s like watching half your towel collection vanish in a galactic laundry mishap. 🧼🚀

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“I bought Bitcoin for the first time in late 2016. I remember riding it to $19K in December 2017. I didn’t sell. I member wishing I sold and bought back lower but I just waited because I’m not smart enough to time the market. I’ve tried – I’ve failed. In March 2020 it was also…”

Levelfield Financial announced on November 17, 2025 in Houston that the Illinois Department of Financial and Professional Regulation (IDFPR) has granted conditional approval for its acquisition of Burling Bank, which will be renamed Levelfield Bank post-close and is expected to become the first full-service FDIC-insured bank to offer certain banking and digital asset services across all U.S. states and territories. Closing remains subject to customary conditions, including approval by the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System to become a bank holding company. 🧠🏦

Bitcoin has plummeted 30% from its October zenith of $126,250 and 17% in November-a performance that would make even a toddler’s piggy bank blush. 🐷

Balchunas, ever the optimist (or perhaps a glutton for risk), believes that, based on a 20-day countdown, Grayscale will unveil the first Doge ETF by November 24. However, he does add the usual caveat: “It won’t be 100% till exchange notice, but based on SEC guidance, it looks good.” How reassuring! 😏 But what does that really mean? It means that unless the SEC steps in with a surprise plot twist, the Dogecoin ETF could soon be a reality. And the clock, ticking ever so ominously, is counting down. ⏳