Their findings? Institutions are waltzing on transparent chains like they’re auditioning for So You Think You Can Trade, while competitors, spies, and digital pirates sip champagne and take notes. It’s not just a privacy gap-it’s a privacy chasm, wide enough to drive a crypto truck through. 🚛💨
Bears, bears everywhere! Apparently, the market is being run by… bears. CoinMarketCap says so. I mean, what do they know? Probably nothing. Nothing!
Apparently, the whales-those enormous, occasionally friendly giants of the deep-have decided to throw a sale, as if the market needed the equivalent of an ocean-sized yard sale. Recent data suggests that some Cardano whales, who probably think of themselves as the kings of crypto, have casually dumped 440 million ADA in the past month. That’s enough to make you wonder if they’re trying to buy an island or just really dislike their digital porridge.
By Shayan, the chart whisperer.
The daily chart whispered the market’s tale: a slow descent, lower highs, culminating in a plunge to $93,961. That candle was not merely red; it howled in surrender. 🧨
So, Q4 2025 – not quite the Bitcoin bull rally that all the crypto prophets promised. Sure, Bitcoin reached a mind-blowing $126,000 in October (cue applause), but in typical Bitcoin fashion, it nosedived faster than a parachuting brick, shedding 24.31% of its value since then. Ouch. 🥲
It appears Steak ‘n Shake, a purveyor of perfectly acceptable, if not wildly exciting, burgers, has embarked upon a course of action that can only be described as… well, a bit rum. Reports suggest they\’re planning a jolly jaunt into El Salvador, having recently attended a gathering known as the Bitcoin Histórico event. Honestly, one can only speculate on the sort of shenanigans that went on. 🧐
According to our friends at 10x Research, the price has performed a magic disappearing act – slipping below both the 7-day and 30-day moving averages. Whatever that means, it screams “weak,” with a capital W, like a shy teenager at his first dance. Meanwhile, the big fish, or as they’re suavely known, “whales,” are offloading their holdings faster than a recruit at an infantry drill, nudging the price down more than a lead balloon in a breeze. 🐋💨
Meanwhile, Uniswap-those clever coves-have unleashed the Continuous Clearing Auction Protocol, a contraption so game-changing it makes the latest cricket bat look like a toothpick. Designed for price discovery and liquidity bootstrapping on Uniswap v4, it’s the sort of thing that’ll have traders grinning like a cat with a saucer of cream. 🥳
Normally, a lack of profit-taking means a bottom, yes? But if the fat cats have already pocketed their gains, why does this Ethereum refuse to bounce? A riddle wrapped in a blockchain, I tell ya! 🙄
