On the sixth day of October, our dear Sony Bank submitted formal paperwork to establish Connectia Trust as a national trust bank – from their distinguished address at 25 Madison Avenue, New York. Their noble aims include:
With a bold Ethereum-first strategy, BTCS has transformed its financial fortress, netting a colossal $65.59 million in net income, fueled by the soaring price of ETH, which danced to $3,190 this quarter! 🌟📈
In a recent X post on November 14, 2025, analyst Yusuf | Noon published a 3H chart update showing WIF defending a crucial green support region that historically attracts buyer interest. The token recently tapped this area and rebounded without breaking its previous low-a factor the analyst describes as structurally important for maintaining constructive market behavior. Translation: “Don’t panic, but also don’t invest your life savings.” 😅
By Shayan, the bard of broken candles.
Long-term investors, once steadfast as oak trees, now scatter like leaves in autumn, shedding 45,000 ETH daily. 🍂💸
On the fateful day of November 13th, Musk, with the air of a prophet unveiling sacred tablets, proclaimed: “X has unfurled a new communications tapestry, woven with encrypted messages, audio/video calls, and file transfers. X Money, my dear acolytes, is nigh. Join us, if you dare, to forge products of wonder!” 🧙♂️ One can almost hear the whispers of the proletariat: “But will Doge be there?”
The carnage shook the crypto world-nearly half a billion dollars vanished quicker than a magician’s rabbit! A whopping $448.48 million in leveraged longs got splattered across the exchanges. Poof! Gone! 🐇💸
Bitcoin’s love-hate dynamic with the Nasdaq is back in the spotlight, and let’s just say it’s not winning any awards for balance. Trading 20% below its peak? Pfft, who needs a peak when you can tank in perfect sync with Wall Street’s midlife crisis? 📉
Historical patterns now suggest a potential shift? Please. XRP’s just doing what it’s always done: pretending it’s about to break out while secretly telling you to go buy a lottery ticket. Signs before stronger Q4 performances? Sure, if “stronger” means “slightly less sad.”
