On November’s sad but hopeful day, the 11th, the ETF-markedly under the ticker CLNK-was placed in the “active” and “pre-launch” sections of the DTCC’s sacred listings. An ominous sign? Hardly. More like a whisper that perhaps, just perhaps, the gods of finance might be smiling-or at least pretending to do so. Still, the SEC’s approving nod remains elusive, a girl that laughs in the face of suitors. 💃
Many in the crypto community believe this could redefine how Ethereum handles transactions, Layer-2 networks, and overall performance. Or perhaps it’s just a very expensive way to avoid admitting that 45 million gas was never enough. 🤷♂️
Ah, the whales! Those majestic beasts of burden, whose every movement sends ripples through the fragile ecosystem of crypto. In mid-October, as the leaves turned gold and the air grew crisp, these titans began their exodus. With a flick of their colossal tails, they cast off nearly 1.10 billion XRP in a single week. The intrepid X user STEPH IS CRYPTO, ever vigilant, sounded the alarm, revealing that these behemoths had trimmed their holdings to a mere 25.1 billion tokens-a paltry 40% of the circulating supply. One cannot help but chuckle at the irony of “mere” and “billion” sharing the same sentence.
Long shared a photo of herself and Rigby, both looking like they’d rather be anywhere else. The image is a masterpiece of corporate blandness, akin to a PowerPoint slide with a motivational quote. 📸✨
What transpired? Let us unravel this tapestry of folly.
Maestro, the grand poobah of Bitcoin infrastructure, has unveiled Mezzamine, a platform so clever it could outwit the Wonka factory’s Oompa Loompas. 🍫 This marvel connects sleepy BTC with miners in dire need of capital, all while avoiding the pitfalls of those pesky USD loans. 💤💸
The LDO price dropped, but the accumulation trend signaled long-term bullish conviction-because what says “confidence” like selling off 9% and then whispering, “Don’t worry, it’s just a warm-up!” 😏
Behold! The payments behemoth has launched a pilot program to test USDC stablecoin payouts. U.S. businesses can now pay in fiat while recipients get to choose: cold, hard cash or… crypto that’s technically backed by dollars. Spoiler: It’s still magic internet money. 🎩🐇
L’ETH est en chasse, mais sans succès. Après des échecs répétés près de $3,700, la liquidité reste bloquée entre $4,000 et $4,100, tandis que les ours gardent leur position. 🐻
They say if LINK’s price climbs above $16, we might see a bullish comeback-like a boxer-survivor ready to throw a punch. But if it flops and stays below, say, $11.60, it might just take a nap and drift further down, dreaming of better days.