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This little stumble came after Bitcoin had just made history by hitting a new all-time high, soaring above $126,000 earlier this week. Oh, the drama of it all.

This grand plan arrives on the back of Vietnam giving the nod to a five-year trial program that will test and regulate crypto trading platforms. It’s the sort of palette-cleanser moment a country needs when it wants to pretend it’s teething on modern finance without accidentally swallowing a blockchain whole. 💼

1⃣ Ah, Jupiter, the grandest of DEX aggregators on the Solana network, deigns to grace us with its own stablecoin, $JupUSD. How utterly divine! 💎

Meanwhile, behind the scenes, the real magic is happening across multiple chains and protocols. It’s like a crypto circus, and these altcoins are the clowns stealing the show! 🎪

But wait! Hold your horses-Ethereum wasn’t having such a fabulous time. The Ethereum ETFs took a little tumble and saw a measly $8.54 million in net outflows. Yikes! That brought their eight-day winning streak to an abrupt end. The poor Ethereum just wasn’t feeling the love that day. 💔

But wait, there’s more! HashKey isn’t just chilling in Hong Kong. They’re going global, folks! They’ve got big dreams of conquering the crypto world and-surprise, surprise-their IPO is a big part of that. After all, it’s no secret that the crypto world is currently buzzing with excitement over these kinds of opportunities, especially when the regulatory climate is as friendly as a golden retriever puppy. Investors can’t get enough of crypto companies that can navigate the rules without breaking a sweat.

According to the scribes of the New York Times, this evangelist of the digital coin will part with his riches to atone for the sins of fraud and tax evasion. A deferred-prosecution agreement, they call it-a divine loophole that promises absolution if he plays by the rules. But oh, the irony! The man who renounced his U.S. citizenship in 2014, presumably to escape the clutches of Uncle Sam, now finds himself in a Faustian bargain. 😈

Oh, Bitcoin, you dramatic queen! Liquidations are surging faster than my ex’s new girlfriend’s Instagram followers. Major liquidity zones are forming near $125K (fancy!) and $120K (still fancy, but less). Price is hunting for liquidity like I hunt for snacks at 2 AM. Traders, buckle up-volatility is about to hit harder than a breakup text. 💔

Bitcoin traders remain cautiously optimistic about price rises in the upcoming weeks. Yes, just weeks after a profit-taking tantrum that knocked their precious cryptocurrency down to a sobering $120,000. Talk about a wake-up call. Ether, riding shotgun, decided to drop 2.4% overnight, erasing all gains from the last week-so much for momentum!

Now, let’s temper our excitement. This isn’t the Spot XRP ETF that every investor and their dog have been waiting for. But its appearance, like the first ray of light before dawn, signals the slow, creeping recognition of XRP in the institutional corridors of power in the U.S.