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Check out the Total2 chart (that’s all altcoins minus Bitcoin, for the uninitiated). There’s a red candle so big it looks like it’s auditioning for a role in The Walking Dead. 💀 It’s broken through the $1.47 trillion support like it’s a flimsy set wall, and now it’s eyeing $1.25 trillion or even the 0.618 Fibonacci at $1.19 trillion. Yikes. But here’s the kicker: the week’s only two days old, and the Stochastic RSI is like, “Hey, I’m ready for my close-up!” 🎬 Upside reversal, anyone?

This sharp divergence has disappointed crypto investors as capital flows decisively toward traditional equities.

November rolled in like a grumpy ex, and BTC followed suit. Slumped to $103k-nearly $23k down since the high. Because nothing says “I’m stable” like a 18% drop in 30 days. 💸

Well, folks, hold onto your wallets-UBS just completed the first-ever on-chain redemption of a tokenized fund, thanks to Chainlink’s Digital Transfer Agent (DTA). If you’re wondering what that means, it’s basically how blockchain and the $100 trillion fund industry are finally shaking hands and agreeing to be besties. This live transaction is proof that the digital revolution is well and truly underway-whether the finance world likes it or not. 🤑

At present, XRP hangs around the modest figure of $2.26-probably just enough to buy a decent cup of coffee, if you’re feeling fancy. The volume? A hearty $6.42 billion, reminding us that however dismal the price looks, the market is still alive-albeit like a zombie dragging its feet. Over the past week, XRP has shed 13% of its value, as if it’s playing a game of financial hide-and-seek with the bears. In the last 24 hours alone, it decided to drop another 6%, because why not?

Bitcoin, that fickle darling, has tumbled beneath $104,000, leaving its admirers in a state of most profound consternation. 😱

Decentralized finance platform Stream Finance has suspended deposits and withdrawals after suffering a $93 million loss, prompting concerns across the DeFi community and triggering a formal investigation. Cue the dramatic music. 🎻

The dollar, that sly fox, has returned to its old haunts, prompting investors to ask: Is this a fleeting flicker of hope, or the start of a new era of pain for Bitcoin? 🧠💸

Samourai Wallet became the ultimate criminal hangout spot for laundering money and dodging sanctions. 🕵️‍♂️💸