Momentum around Pudgy Penguins PENGU continues to grow across the market, with Anon Cooker increasingly eyeing it as one of the standout small-cap assets of Q4. Community discussions have turned notably more speculative, fueled by ongoing development updates and renewed ETF talks. 🧠✨
The abyss swallowed 7,943,107 tokens, a river of despair flowing into the void, while the daily and weekly burns danced like drunken ghosts. 🕯️👻
Cardano’s price lingers near $0.61 like a drifter at a diner, nursing a black coffee and bad decisions. Down 0.4% in 24 hours-small change compared to the gut-punch of sideways limbo it’s endured since the Carter administration. The market cap? $22.3 billion. Daily volume? Over $1B. But where’s the spark? The momentum’s flatter than a Nebraska highway.
Enter Eleanor Terrett, erstwhile scribe of Fox Business, now a harbinger of tidings both grim and hopeful. On the altar of X (formerly Twitter, lest we forget), she reveals that Canary Funds has filed an updated S-1 registration for its XRP Spot ETF. Lo, they have cast aside the delaying amendment, that shackle of the SEC’s control! Yet, the path to approval remains as murky as a St. Petersburg fog. November 13th, she whispers, could be the day-but only if NASDAQ deigns to grant its blessing. And yet, the shutdown looms, a specter of uncertainty. 🕰️
Data from Brave New Coin shows Solana price is trading near $186.47, down roughly 3.5% over the last 24 hours. The breakdown below $200 signals a cooling phase after weeks of bullish momentum. The intraday structure suggests the price is stabilizing between $180 to $190, with $186 now acting as an immediate support. (Because nothing says “stability” like a number that’s technically a floor but feels more like a cliff. 🪨)
News of this move has helped the platform’s native PUMP token rise by over 7% in the last 24 hours to $0.0046 as of press time. A triumph of capitalist alchemy, if ever there was one. 🧙♂️💰
Still, not all no-KYC platforms are created equal. Some are like your eccentric uncle who “doesn’t play by the rules,” while others are corporate but pretend to care about your privacy. Here’s our 2026 guide to the top 7 no-KYC exchanges-because who needs regulations when you’ve got anonymity? 🚀
November’s historically BTC’s prom night 🎉-think 2020, 2021, 2023. Fingers crossed for a slow dance with the Fed’s rate cut. Spoiler alert: It’s not looking good. 😅
Apparently, the technical gurus-who in most circles are mistaken for fortune-tellers-are crying wolf, but our hero Mark Newton, who’s seen more candles than a fancy shop, points out that Bitcoin (BTC) and Ethereum (ETH) are still climbing that bullish ladder. His army of 110,000 followers on X (formerly known as Twitter, or just the place where everyone yells into the void) is being told to hold tight, not panic, and definitely not sell their grandma’s jewelry just yet.
A flurry of 24-hour trading activity, worth $143.461 billion, echoes in the vast, tempestuous silence of the Fear & Greed Index, resting timidly at 33. The Altcoin Season Index, a tepid 32 out of 100, mirrors the macro optimism, as the average crypto RSI hovers neutrally at 46.3. Akin to an old Soviet tractor, Ethereum’s unfavorable funding rates hint at an impending short squeeze, drawing strength from its curious but hopeful correlation of 0.45 with the Nasdaq. 🚜👀📈
