Kiyosaki’s Bold Claims: 60/40 Strategy is So Last Century! 🚀💰

Oh, Robert Kiyosaki, a name that rings through the corridors of financial literature, has once again seized the microphone, rallying the crowd with dizzying support for Bitcoin and its ilk, waving goodbye to the dusty old 60/40 investment strategy-declaring it “dead” with all the subtlety of a bull in a china shop. His book, Rich Dad Poor Dad, has sold more copies than there are stars in the sky, inspiring folks to flee the clutches of traditional money-making myths.

Ethereum’s 47-Strong Privacy Push: Secrets & Crypto

Analysts describe this shift as more than a polite wink at privacy; it’s a signal that privacy features are leaping from back-burner status to front-and-centre development. In other words, privacy is no longer tucked away in a dusty drawer labeled “special projects”-it’s now the main event, with its own stage lights and dramatic entrance music. 🎭🔒

Dead Firm Awakes to Chase $150B in Lost Bitcoin! 😱💰

Picture this: Investors snag the name of a defunct Wall Street powerhouse, dust off their pitchforks (or private keys, whatever), and start blasting messages to these wallets. “Prove you own it or face the wrath of the law!” they cry, because nothing says “professional” like resurrecting a corporate corpse. 😏

Bybit’s Epic Crypto License Win: UAE Enters the Digital Age! 🎉

In a delightful announcement shared with TopMob, it appears the SCA has decided to indulge in a bit of avant-garde regulation. The authorization follows Bybit’s preliminary approval back in the lovely February of 2025, courtesy of the Blockchain Centre in Abu Dhabi-do you suppose they threw in a complimentary falafel wrap with that?

Crypto Chaos: $5.3B Options Expiry Could Make Your 401(k) Cry 😱

According to Deribit, more than $5.3 billion in bitcoin and ethereum options will expire this Friday, October 10. That’s right, folks-one of the largest expiries of the quarter is here, and it’s bringing more drama than a reality TV reunion. 🎭 If you thought your Friday was going to be boring, think again. Unless you’re my dentist, in which case, please keep doing your thing. 🦷

Bitcoin Mining Gets A Makeover: Bitdeer Steps Up as Rig Demand Drops!

According to a spicy October 9th Bloomberg report, Bitdeer is ramping up its own mining operations as part of its grand strategy to become one of the world’s top five Bitcoin miners. How are they doing? Well, in August, Bitdeer mined 375 BTC, ranking them a cozy sixth place, just behind some of the big boys like MARA Holdings (MARA) and Riot Platforms (RIOT). They’re knocking on the door, folks! 🔨

🚀 Bitcoin’s Dip: A Bullish Nap or the End of the Party? 🥳

A $5 billion drop in Open Interest-like a sudden rain shower on a picnic-signals a healthy reset. BTC dominance, sturdy as an oak, and ETF inflows keep the momentum BTC-led. The market, neither bull nor bear, drifts into neutral territory, a no-man’s-land of indecision. The Season Index, at 55, shrugs its shoulders, and the Fear & Greed Index mirrors this calm, like a lazy cat in the sun. 😼🌤️