As reported by the ever-informative Bloomberg, albeit through the veil of anonymity, it is divulged that the greater portion of this golden purse shall be furnished in the form of Canton Coin (CC), while the benevolent contributions from external investors are projected to fall within the delightful range of $100 million to $200 million. A veritable bonanza for those with the means and the inclination! 💰
On the ribbon of recent theatrics, major players-Bitwise, Franklin Templeton, 21Shares, WisdomTree, Grayscale, and Canary Capital-have all turned in their S-1 amendments for spot XRP ETFs. It’s almost as exciting as waiting for the Queen’s speech, except this time, it’s the SEC responding to the raucous crowd of feedback. The launch is inching closer, my dear speculators, and the anticipation is as thick as fog in London.
According to the whispering shadows of Bloomberg, this whimsical enterprise aims to weave the Trump-linked token into the fabric of startup funding-because, why not? Perhaps next, they will sell shares in the moon or stake a claim in the stars, all while sipping champagne on the back of a digital unicorn. The deal’s as uncertain as a politician’s promise, but the scheming continues amidst the glow of neon TikTok ads and the scent of freshly minted meme coins. 📈😂
XRP Price: Unfortunately, Not Making Headlines
HumidiFi, that most illustrious decentralized exchange upon Solana, shall inaugurate its native WET token through Jupiter’s novel Decentralized Token Formation platform, marking the first project to emerge upon this nascent service. Jupiter (JUP), in a post upon the platform known as X on the 30th of October, confirmed this development, heralding a momentous occasion for both platforms as Solana’s decentralized sector flourishes.
At 18:53 UTC, the Ethereum multiverse inhaled. Three testnets-Holesky, Sepolia, and now Hoodi-had danced their simulations, each swaying like willows in a gale of logic gates. A technical marvel or an elaborate cosplay of chaos? You decide 😏.
The native token, PI, experienced a meteoric ascent-15% in one fell swoop-since Protocol v23, a Stellar-compatible protocol, graced Testnet2 on October 28. Developers, presumably clutching their coffee mugs with white-knuckled desperation, now wield DeFi infrastructure and smart contract support. A triumph, one might say, or a glorified PowerPoint slide.
Launched as a bridge between traditional markets and decentralized finance, Ondo Global Markets now offers over 100 tokenized US stocks and ETFs directly on-chain. Imagine, if you will, a magic door that lets you trade shares while the moon is high and the owls are low. Or not. Your call.
A 178% spike in volume-4.59 million tokens traded-confirmed the chaos as sellers, like uninvited guests at a picnic, trampled short-term support. Buyers, finally emerging at dusk, resembled latecomers to a party, sipping lukewarm champagne.
Uniswap, that mischievous little rascal, is trading around $6.38, bouncing back like a rubber duck after a brief dip below $6.30. 🛁 The 1-hour chart, oh what a drama queen it is, shows a recovery attempt after last week’s highs near $6.90. Despite the pullback, the coin is still stuck in its narrow range, teasing us with the promise of a breakout once volatility decides to wake up from its nap. 😴
