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Rebounds, like the flicker of hope in a prison cell, arise when fear dominates and optimism fades. 😂

After a Q3 performance so grand it made the market cap swell to $170 billion (outshining even the most pompous cryptocurrencies), XRP’s admirers remain smitten. Yet, after weeks of volatile flirtations, our hero now totters, as if drunk on its own success. A seasoned analyst whispers, “A correction looms!” Recall the October 10 crash: XRP fell to $2.18, rallied to $2.63, yet still lies 6% shy of its pre-crash splendor at $2.80. Traders, like wary suitors, await the Fed’s next line in this financial opera.

The Nvidia (NVDA)-led rally in stocks this month has now pushed the returns of the S&P 500 and the Nasdaq above that of bitcoin .

And guess what? They say this digital currency revolution will be rolling out sometime in 2026 (because, hey, who doesn’t love waiting for years?). Anchorage Digital Bank is going to be the one holding the crypto bag as they issue the token. Because nothing says trust like a regulated digital bank, right? 💸

The SEC accepted it on October 29, 2025, which apparently is a big deal for shoving Hyperliquid’s DeFi nonsense into “regulated” markets. Hyperliquid’s booming as a perpetual DEX, and 21Shares jumping in is just pumping up the hype like it’s nobody’s business. I mean, who cares about regulated? We’re talking billions in inflows for Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs – $4.57 billion this month. Unbelievable, or should I say, predictably outrageous? 💸🤯

From the shadow of $0.19, Pi Coin ascends, now flirting with the $0.28 threshold. Traders, like curious astronomers, peer through their telescopes, hoping to catch a glimpse of the elusive $0.28 barrier, which might just be the next constellation in the crypto sky.

CoinShares International, in a move that’s as bold as a cat leaping after a laser dot, merged with Vine Hill Capital Investment Corp. to launch an exchange-traded product (ETP) on Toncoin (TON). The name “CoinShares Physical Staked Toncoin” sounds like a recipe for a hangover, but hey, the ticker CTON is as catchy as a lullaby. 🎵

Now, here’s where it gets juicy – whispers in the market are suggesting that those big fish, the so-called ‘whales’, might be pulling back after the latest XRP price spike. Oh, the plot thickens… 🦈

Now, here’s the roll call of the dearly departed pairs: MASK-USDT, MASK-EUR, MINA-USDT, GMT-USDT, AXS-BTC, and SNX-BTC. Coinbase says come October 29, 2025, at the stroke of noon Eastern Time, them pairs will be as dead as yesterday’s news. 📉 No more new trades, no more fancy footwork-just memories and screenshots.

The sheriff’s deputies claim it’s all part of their regular “asset review”-a fancy way of saying they’re cleaning house. But the townsfolk are whispering, wondering what’s next. Spot trading will cease on November 12, 2025, at 03:00 UTC, and by January 12, 2026, these tokens will be nothing but a memory in Binance’s ledger. Deposits? Gone by November 13. Withdrawals? Better hurry, partner. ⏳💨