Coinbase Tosses Out Altcoin Pairs Like Last Week’s Leftovers 😅

Now, here’s the roll call of the dearly departed pairs: MASK-USDT, MASK-EUR, MINA-USDT, GMT-USDT, AXS-BTC, and SNX-BTC. Coinbase says come October 29, 2025, at the stroke of noon Eastern Time, them pairs will be as dead as yesterday’s news. 📉 No more new trades, no more fancy footwork-just memories and screenshots.

Binance Kicks FLM, KDA, PERP to the Curb 🚀💸 – What’s the Real Deal?

The sheriff’s deputies claim it’s all part of their regular “asset review”-a fancy way of saying they’re cleaning house. But the townsfolk are whispering, wondering what’s next. Spot trading will cease on November 12, 2025, at 03:00 UTC, and by January 12, 2026, these tokens will be nothing but a memory in Binance’s ledger. Deposits? Gone by November 13. Withdrawals? Better hurry, partner. ⏳💨

Western Union’s USDPT Stablecoin: Finally, A Crypto That Actually Does Something! 💸

On Tuesday, Western Union made the announcement that it will be launching the US Dollar Payment Token (USDPT), a stablecoin designed to finally make sense of the chaos that is the digital currency world. Why USDPT? Because who wouldn’t want a digital token pegged to the most stable currency-USD-right? This move also comes with a shiny new Digital Asset Network designed to link the old and new worlds of money in a way that’s supposed to feel… seamless. (Let’s hope they can make the whole process as painless as the 90s-era fax machine.)

Ethereum’s Fusaka: Heureux Accouché ou Tragique Misère? 🔄🤔

Comme un théâtre comique en trois actes, Fusaka a débuté sa représentation sur Sepolia le 14 octobre, avant que Holesky ne cède sa place après l’ouverture donnée le premier du mois. C’est donc sur cette auguste scène de Hoodi que ·si j’ose dire· la cerise sur notre gâteau fut posée après une répétition finement exécutée.

🤑 Bitcoin’s FOMC Tango: Will Bulls Waltz or Bears Stomp? 💃🐻

Bitcoin’s price, ever the coquette, has retraced its steps with the grace of a prima ballerina, avoiding the lower liquidity levels around $111,000, where $100 million in longs lie in wait like eager suitors. Traders, those fickle beings, hover like moths around a flame, seeking an entry point while eyeing the $114,000 mark with suspicion, for there, $121 million in shorts lurk like shadows in the night. 🕵️♂️

🇫🇷🤑 France’s Grand Bitcoin Gambit: 2% of BTC or Bust? 🤑🇫🇷

Bitcoin Price Chart

On a Tuesday that will henceforth be known as “Bitcoin Tuesday,” the UDR unveiled its magnum opus, a bill so comprehensive it makes the Code Napoléon look like a Post-it note. Gregory Raymond, co-founder of The Big Whale (a name that screams “maritime opulence”), took to X (formerly known as Twitter, for the uninitiated) to proclaim this as the first such legislation in France. “This text,” he declared with a flourish, “contains proposals so bold, they make Donald Trump’s crypto musings look like a kindergarten doodle.” 🦀🎩

Tom Lee’s BitMine: $113M ETH Binge – Crypto’s Wildest Party! 🎉💰

According to the crypto detectives at Lookonchain (using Arkham Intelligence, no less), the purchase was made through wallet address “0xDc8…3a07f” via BitGo on Tuesday. BitMine’s playing coy about confirming this specific transaction, but let’s be real-it’s totally their MO. They’re like the Black Friday shoppers of Ethereum, but with deeper pockets. 🛍️

Pi Coin Price Soars 15% – What the Heck is ISO 20022 Anyway? 😱💰

Pi Coin Price Graph

This shiny new partnership with global banking standards is like Pi Network throwing on a tuxedo and saying, “Look at me, I’m fancy now!” Oh, and throw in a spike in demand-because who doesn’t love a good supply shortage? You know what they say, scarcity makes the heart grow fonder, or something like that. Anyway, let’s dive into the details before this party gets busted!

WLFI Token Airdrop: Get Ready for a Crypto Party!

The USD1 Points Program was designed to get people excited about the USD1 stablecoin. And, boy, did it work! 🤯 Users earned points by trading USD1 pairs on partner exchanges and maintaining USD1 balances. Now, these points can be converted into WLFI tokens. Sweet deal, if you ask me 🍰.