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On the illustrious stage of X (formerly Twitter), VirtualBacon delivered a soliloquy worthy of Shakespeare, drawing parallels between Fed liquidity pivots and the whimsical cycles of altcoins. In 2019, the Fed paused QT, and lo, altcoins flourished. But in 2022, when QT reared its ugly head, altcoins withered like daisies in the desert. Now, with QT slated to end in 2025, VirtualBacon predicts a renaissance for altcoins, for where liquidity flows, crypto grows. The burning question remains: when will QT take its final bow?

Behold! The noble coin DOGE, in its eternal quest for relevance (and your hard-earned shillings), now clings to the sacred $.18 plateau, a bastion that must not be surrendered lest it descend into the abyss of bearish despair. Traders, with their clipboards and cigarettes, whisper that this thorny thicket of $.18 is crucial to its onward march. Should it hold, the bulls, armed with coffee and conviction, shall press toward their glittering horizons of $0.25 and $0.33. Ah, but should it falter? Why, it would be a tragedy rivaling a pug mistaken for a cat in a posh flat!

Geoffrey Kendrick from Standard Chartered just dropped a truth bomb: Bitcoin might be ready to ditch the “six-figure dream” and turn $100,000 into its new IRL home. Groundhog Day in crypto! 🐾

Visa CEO Ryan McInerney, a man who could probably sell a brick to a bricklayer, told investors that the firm will continue expanding its crypto services, because who doesn’t want to watch a $140 billion dance of digital confetti? 🎉

According to the wise sage Ali Martinez (sounds like a superhero, right?), Solana’s been doing this sideways shuffle in a pattern called, get this, a Parallel Channel. It’s like a corridor where the coin’s swinging between the resistance at $210 and support near $176-like a bad date that can’t decide whether to kiss or run away.

The proposal could be a catalyst, especially amid steady accumulation and protocol growth. Or a magician’s sleight of hand, distracting you from the fact that your portfolio still smells faintly of burnt toast. 🤡

The big reveal? A Multi-Token Platform, built on AvaCloud, which is just a fancy way of saying “let’s put our money on a digital leash.” This gadget lets banks, corporations, and government types trade digital coins and assets like they’re passing the hat at a church bake sale-all while playing nice with Japan’s strict Payment Services Act. Smart, or just desperate for compliance? You decide. 😂

This bold initiative (because everything’s an initiative these days) marks OceanPal’s grand escape from the mundane world of maritime logistics. They’re now rubbing shoulders with the likes of Kraken (no, not the tentacled monster, the crypto one), Proximity, Fabric Ventures, and the G20 Group. Oh, and let’s not forget the NEAR Foundation, because what’s a crypto party without a blockchain buddy? 🎉

Now, despite a couple of baby rebounds (woohoo, kinda?), it’s still not back to its October peak. Meanwhile, the DeFi sector is, let’s say, not exactly throwing a party. But wait-plot twist! Binance whales are stepping in like a dramatic movie scene to save the day (or at least make things more interesting). 🐋