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Not far behind, but still trailing like an anxious understudy, we find Hyperliquid L1 with $3.42 million, Edgex at $1.68 million, Binance Smart Chain with $1.56 million, and Base creeping along at $1.45 million. Quite the crowd, but Solana’s ultra-efficient system is clearly the star of the show. It seems this blockchain’s blend of high-speed magic and low-fee charm is generating revenue like a well-oiled machine. One might even say it’s the equivalent of a charming dinner party where everyone leaves a generous tip.

Meanwhile, XRP is still stuck in the “wait your turn” line, while the rest of the crypto crowd gets their shiny new ETFs. It’s like the SEC’s version of a family reunion-everyone’s invited except the one kid who brought a controversial pet. 🐶🚫

Wang, who once soared beyond the stratosphere, now finds himself adrift in the tempest of digital discourse. “Devotees of the code move further into the abyss,” he laments, his words a dirge for Bitcoin’s soul. The tension, thick as the fog of a Moscow winter, hangs between innovation and the sacred tenets of decentralization. ⚖️

Whales are flexing, and short-term holders are doing the nervous dance-yet somehow, everyone’s whispering, “maybe a rally is brewing.” Classic market mood, really.

The lower rail of said channel is chilling around $0.33-$0.35, because nothing says “bullish trend” like a price that’s basically pocket change for a latte. The midline? A “recurring pivot since 2020,” which sounds fancy until you realize it’s just a number that’s been there so long it’s starting to feel like home. And the overhead parallels? They intersect with Fibonacci extensions that might as well be hieroglyphics if you’re not a chart-obsessed algorithm. 📐✨

The tale began with a $235 million exploit, a digital tempest that left WazirX seeking solace in the “socialization of losses”-a scheme as cunning as it was controversial, where the burden of a single misstep would be shared by many. One might say, “A noble idea, if only the stars aligned with the math.”

Thus, Strategy Inc., under the enthusiastic direction of Mr. Michael Saylor, finds itself six notches below the hallowed halls of “investment grade.” A humbling experience, no doubt, although one suspects Mr. Saylor views it as a badge of honor. After all, who needs the approval of the cautious when you have a vision? 🧐

Our friends at JPYC announced this electrifying contraption on a Monday. Naturally. The token, simply dubbed “JPYC”, mimicks a fiat currency, much like a gelded horse makes an effort to sound as graceful as its unaltered forebears. Up until now, the stablecoin world had been the playground of the dollar-tied tokens, with USDT and USDC acting like the popular boys at the school dance.

For years, Canada’s approach to stablecoins has been about as clear as a winter fog in the Rockies. 🌨️ Issuers have been left scratching their heads, wondering if their digital tokens are securities, derivatives, or just fancy Monopoly money. Now, after what feels like an eternity of backroom chatter between bureaucrats and crypto bigwigs, a set of rules is supposedly on the horizon. Hallelujah! 🙌

Imagine, if you will, a world where the greenback’s reign, much like a faded hero, is contemplating its exit, its 56.32% share of global reserves teetering on the edge of a precipice – the lowest in history since the euro was striding confidently into the financial foyer. Meanwhile, 94% of monetary authorities are busy testing the latest trinket in the panoply of banking whimsy: central-bank digital currencies. All this heralds the diversification and digitalization of state money, much like an old nobleman suddenly deciding to wear a derby hat!