This is the most blistering critique of Saylor that comes from Giustra after the two took part in a viral altercation back in 2021. A spectacle as entertaining as a country ball, though far less graceful. 💃
Lo! The Dutch gambling realm has been upended, as if the devil himself had danced through its halls with a quill and a ledger. The Remote Gambling Act, that most inscrutable of decrees, and the CRUKS exclusion system, a digital purgatory, have reshaped the landscape with the subtlety of a thunderclap. Licensed operators now tether themselves to CRUKS, casting a shadow over those who dare to play, for the system blocks them with the finality of a tombstone. 🪦
But the real star of this three-ring circus? HYPE, which shot up 12% faster than a rocket with a lit match. Why? HyperLiquid Strategies is planning to raise a cool $1 billion to buy the token. Because nothing says “financial prudence” like throwing a billion bucks at a volatile asset. 🤡
The agreement, crafted in Brussels amid weeks of deliberation so profound it could have been mistaken for a religious rite, targets Moscow’s energy sector with a ban on Russian liquefied natural gas (LNG) imports. Meanwhile, trade and travel restrictions expand like a poorly kept secret.
$230 million vanished, courtesy of Lazarus Group, leaving users with empty wallets and existential crises. Lawsuits bloomed like wildflowers, and regulators circled like vultures. 🕊️💥
In what can only be affectionately termed as a peculiar bonding exercise, the WazirX team has taken to referring to its users as a “tribe.” It’s a term usually reserved for people who have never been Facebook friends, but who knows? This digital tribe is rallying behind this pledge of perpetual zero-fee trading, turning the platform into a curious oasis in the sometimes desolate desert that is the cryptocurrency exchange landscape. It’s the sort of commitment that even the most grizzled of crypto traders struggle to spit out without a knowing smirk.
Traditional asset manager T. Rowe Price has filed for a new actively managed crypto ETF. The firm, which has been around since 1937 and manages $1.8 trillion, is now daring to dabble in the volatile crypto market. A move as bold as a scribe attempting to write a novel in a hurricane. 🌪️
Maybe in the short sprint. But both of these platforms are running a near tie, like two toddlers fighting over the same toy, with about 50/50 market share as of today. Competitive much?
Would you believe it? That floppy-eared little meme mongrel Shiba Inu-yes, the one your cousin’s barber invested his sandwich money in-might actually be growing a spine. After weeks of being stomped on, mocked, and sold off faster than expired yogurt, SHIB has crawled back to a mysterious place called the “triple-bottom zone.” It’s not a band from the ‘80s, no-it’s where coins go to either die dramatically or stage a comeback louder than a fire alarm at a library.
In Hongkong und Indien träumten Firmen davon, Bitcoin in ihre Bilanz zu kleben – doch die Börsen sagten “Nein”. Die Hong Kong Stock Exchange stoppte gleich FÜNF Anträge. Indien? Bombte Jetking Infotrain, 60% in Bitcoin zu stecken. Klasse, jetzt gibt’s nur noch Büroklammern als Investition.