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Would you believe it? That floppy-eared little meme mongrel Shiba Inu-yes, the one your cousin’s barber invested his sandwich money in-might actually be growing a spine. After weeks of being stomped on, mocked, and sold off faster than expired yogurt, SHIB has crawled back to a mysterious place called the “triple-bottom zone.” It’s not a band from the ‘80s, no-it’s where coins go to either die dramatically or stage a comeback louder than a fire alarm at a library.

In Hongkong und Indien träumten Firmen davon, Bitcoin in ihre Bilanz zu kleben – doch die Börsen sagten “Nein”. Die Hong Kong Stock Exchange stoppte gleich FÜNF Anträge. Indien? Bombte Jetking Infotrain, 60% in Bitcoin zu stecken. Klasse, jetzt gibt’s nur noch Büroklammern als Investition.

On Monday-mark the date, people-this so-called “RiskzTake” (what a name, right?) comes in hot with a post on X, calling out XRP investors for basically being clueless about Ripple’s $1 billion acquisition of GTreasury. I mean, who would have thought? According to RiskzTake, XRP was supposed to be just a cross-border payment currency, but now it’s apparently turning into something much bigger. Great, right? Except most people are just kind of like, “What’s a GTreasury?”

His trades whisper of a market correction, with some fearing Bitcoin might flirt with $100,000 or lower. Will it be a gentle dip or a dramatic plunge? Only the oracle of the blockchain knows. 🔮

Stellar’s XLM tumbled 5% on Tuesday, falling from $0.3284 to $0.3119 after breaking below a critical $0.32 support level that had held for weeks. The drop marked one of XLM’s sharpest declines in recent sessions, underscoring renewed bearish momentum in a market driven largely by technical factors rather than fundamentals. 🦄

BNB is floating serenely around $1,072, like a golfer resting after a good swing-calm, steady, and not ready to burst into fireworks just yet. A muted, cautious optimism, or maybe just a desire to avoid chaos? 🤔

Just to dissect this for those who prefer their chaos with a side of technical jargon: OOI is the grand total of unsettled options contracts-think of them as promises to buy or sell later, but without the awkward family dinners. FOI, on the other hand, measures the dance of open futures positions-futures being the bet-the-farm kind of game that tends to set off fireworks when liquidations go awry.

Santiment, that oracle of digital despair, claims the crowd’s sentiment ratio plunged to 1.856-a level so bleak it makes January’s pessimism look like a child’s birthday party. 🎂 Yet here we are, witnessing this battered token claw its way back, as if mocking the very laws of financial gravity. 🤡

On October 22, Peter, the oracle of possibility (or so he claims), posted on X-formerly Twitter-about his Bayesian beliefs. Yep, he’s all about possibilities, not promises. Think of him as that one friend who’s cautiously optimistic but also super ready to gamble it all on either side. His words? “$250K or $60K-I consider all possibilities,” he said, probably while offering you a lightning-fast poker face.

In case you missed it, DeepSick is also feeling optimistic about Bitcoin’s trajectory toward the end of the year. Apparently, $150k isn’t just a pipe dream, it’s the dream.