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The price must conquer $7.91, a fortress of fate. Should it falter, the bearish hordes shall laugh and trample the dreams of bulls. A cliffhanger worthy of Dostoevsky.

And who should step into this grand waltz but Ripple, the audacious suitor of the blockchain world, with its token XRP in tow. Like a courtier seeking favor, Ripple has applied for a Federal Reserve master account, a move so bold it could make even the most jaded observer raise an eyebrow. Should this union be blessed, Ripple promises to usher in an era of faster, cheaper settlements, integrating seamlessly with the FedNow system. Oh, the irony! The traditional and the revolutionary, locked in a tango of necessity. 🌪️💍

Nailwal’s there whining about how the Ethereum crowd is a total circus-“a shit show,” he calls it-while still claiming he’s loyal. Yeah, sure you are. Just like everyone’s loyal to their gym memberships they never use. Meanwhile, he’s trying to figure out if Polygon is Layer 1, Layer 2, or just that weird cousin nobody can categorize.

Several large exchanges and crypto-service providers rely heavily on cloud infrastructure like AWS to power their trading platforms, wallets, analytics tools and matching engines. Classic. It’s like using a Tesla to tow a donkey cart 🐴

This bounty arrives hot on the heels of allegations that Ocean Protocol’s team, during the 2024 ASI Alliance merger, conjured a storm of 286 million FET tokens from thin air (or perhaps a spreadsheet error), converting them into OCEAN tokens and vanishing into the ether of centralized exchanges. Sheikh, now armed with legal threats and a megaphone, has vowed to fund lawsuits across jurisdictions, while Binance-ever the bystander-halted OCEAN deposits with the subtlety of a silent scream.

This audacious move bridges the chasm between the staid world of traditional finance and the wild west of digital assets with the elegance of a butler who’s secretly a pirate. All in a simple, clear, and regulated manner-because nothing says “adventure” like compliance.

But wait, the plot thickens. A fresh batch of juicy data from CryptoQuant just came in, and guess what? Those old Bitcoin coins are stirring from their slumber. We’re talking about coins that have been chilling for 3-5 years, just minding their own business, not moving an inch. But now? They’re waking up like a bear after hibernation, and that’s a little worrying. Why? Because this kind of movement typically means something big is about to happen-either a wild market ride or a market correction that could make your head spin. 🙈

At first glance, the pause (even one since yesterday) might seem like fading momentum. But the signals suggest otherwise. Whales are taking a step back, retail conviction remains strong, and technical patterns continue to hint that the broader uptrend is far from over. 🎭

Yet, amid the smog of compromise, some see a glimmer of hope. Institutional involvement, they say, is a gateway-an invitation for the masses, the whales, to finally wade into the waters of the sacred ledger. But beware, my friend, for every leap forward is shadowed by the specter of retreat, and every “progress” a reminder that even the most rebellious spirits sometimes buckle beneath the weight of their own ambitions.

The merger is expected to close in the first quarter of 2026. Because who needs immediate results when you can wait until the market has forgotten your name? 🤷‍♀️