Imagine a country that betrayed its own people. Now, those people-angry, fed up, and with a touch of “don’t mess with me” attitude-set out to build something revolutionary. Something that no government could touch. And voila! Trezor was born. 💥
Meanwhile, Elon Musk’s SpaceX, that enigmatic empire of rocketry and tweets, has whimsically shuttled $268 million in BTC across two wallets dormant as a forgotten debutante’s diary-the first such grand gesture in three months. How delightfully opaque! 🤑
Currently, BNB is lurking just above $1,069. That’s roughly a 5% drop today and a whopping 13% drop this week-picture that, the 4th largest crypto doing its impression of a sinking ship, all amid macroeconomic storm clouds and trade wars hotter than a barbecue on the sun. 🌞🔥
A UAE conglomerate, BEEAH Group, has joined forces with the Swiss Web3 alchemists The Hashgraph Group (THG) to conjure up IDTrust, a decentralized digital identity (DID) solution. Built on Hedera’s “distributed ledger technology” (i.e., blockchain with fancier buzzwords), this platform promises to make your passport feel obsolete. Supported by The Hashgraph Association’s Enterprise Accelerator Program (because no digital revolution is complete without a five-year plan), it’s the kind of innovation that makes your grandmother ask, “Do we need this?”
It all began with a post so simple, yet so potent: “Flōki is back on the job as X CEO!” accompanied by an AI-created clip of his Shiba Inu clad in a most distinguished suit. A sight to behold, I daresay! 🕴️
While both cryptos are trying to pick themselves up off the floor, Ethereum is strutting like it owns the place. Why? Because the big boys are swapping their BTC for ETH faster than I change my mind about ordering dessert. 🍰🤔
This plunge is all thanks to traders panicking over the impending meeting between Donald Trump and Xi Jinping. One might wonder if the world’s leaders are now the new stock market analysts, or if this is just another example of humans trying to predict the unpredictable. 🤯
There’s no stopping BitMine Immersion in its quest to hold 5% of the total Ethereum ($ETH) supply. The treasury company bought the dip over the past week, emerging a winner in the recent market downturn, which is as predictable as a Russian novel. 📖
In a letter to the Ethereum Foundation, Szilágyi whined about how Ethereum has evolved into a little playground run by Vitalik and his buddies. According to him, the same handful of people and venture capitalists are pulling all the strings. It’s basically a “one happy friend circle of Vitalik.” Yeah, sounds like the world’s most exclusive club that no one’s invited to except them.
Odor of excitement? Check. Ondo Finance (a company as mysterious as the Bermuda Triangle) has announced to the world that PancakeSwap, the giant of the DeFi ecosystem, is now part of its elite club. A coalition of more than 30 industry giants working tirelessly (or at least pretending to) to bring stocks and ETFs onto the blockchain in a way that doesn’t make regulators’ hair stand on end.