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Peterson, in his X post, proclaims a 50% chance of this marvel, citing simulations from a bygone era. “A 50% chance above $140k,” he quoth, “but 43% below $136k.” Such precision in guesswork! 📊

In a move that would make even the most jaded financier raise an eyebrow, the company proclaimed these new deals on October 7th, no less. The contracts, for the deployment of Nvidia’s Blackwell GPUs, are as coveted as invitations to a Wilde soiree. To date, 11,000 of their 23,000 GPUs have been spoken for, a coup that translates to a tidy $225 million in annualized run-rate revenue. 🤑💼

While the crypto market dons its rose-tinted glasses, HBAR’s investors are busy eyeing the exit like partygoers at a dull gathering. 🥳👀 The disconnect between sentiment and price action is as glaring as a clown at a funeral. 🤡

But wait, there’s more! Grayscale’s Solana Trust (GSOL), still awaiting its ETF coronation, has also joined the staking fiesta. Will it become the first Solana ETP to stake its claim? Only the regulatory gods know. 🙏

In plain talk, the company bought 678,353 Injective (INJ) tokens valued around $8.9 million, and says this is only the opening gambit in a scheme to hoist a robust DAT into the skylight of their balance sheet. They’ll keep these tokens on the Injective blockchain, staked and waiting, like seed corn in a tidy row for harvest time.

Ah, the advanced phishing attacks, those sylphlike deceivers fluttering through the ether of crypto, targeting wallets and exchanges with a malice so sophisticated it could seduce even the most trusting soul, pilfering private keys and credentials like a thief in the night-or, more accurately, the glare of a screen.

In the dizzying world of cryptocurrency, CEA Industries has surprised no one and yet everyone by revealing it now holds a staggering 480,000 BNB tokens. This represents a rather healthy 15% increase from a previous disclosure-because who doesn’t like a little more crypto in their portfolio?

Fasset, already serving over 500,000 users across 125 countries (that’s more than the number of times I’ve rewatched *Mean Girls* 😅), is now diving headfirst into everyday banking, global investments, and crypto-backed spending. Oh, and they’re throwing in a crypto debit card that works at Visa-supported stores and plays nice with Apple Pay and Google Pay. Finally, a way to spend your Bitcoin on avocado toast without feeling like a fraud. 🥑

Behold, the crypto chartist @cantonmeow, armed with the sacred Elliott Wave theory, hath cast his gaze upon Dogecoin’s weekly chart. “Two paths lie before us,” quoth he, “either the cycle ends in two moons, or we embark upon a Wave-3 voyage to $2-a sum so grand, it doth boggle the mind!” 📈🤯

Oh, the TradFi crowd is *finally* catching up, aren’t they? BNY Mellon, the latest darling to join the blockchain bandwagon, is exploring tokenized deposits. Back in 2023, they were already whispering sweet nothings about tokenization, distributed ledgers, and digital cash. Now, they’re ready to make payments faster and more efficient, darling. 🕊️💨 With $2.5 trillion in daily payments and a whopping $55.8 trillion in Assets Under Management (AUM), one can only imagine the *drama* this will cause in the RWA tokenization world. 🌪️💎