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To support these modern-day alchemists-stablecoin issuers-BlackRock has unveiled the BlackRock Select Treasury Based Liquidity Fund (BSTBL), a financial contraption now draped in the garb of the GENIUS Act. This fund, as CNBC so diligently informs us, promises to be a paragon of liquidity and safety, a sanctuary for the faint-hearted investor. One can almost hear the clinking of virtual coins in a vault guarded by spreadsheets. 🛡️📊

Started strong, like I thought about going to the gym this month. But now? Struggling harder than I do with small talk. Investors are split-some are cashing out like they found a $20 bill in their old jeans, while others are holding on tighter than I hold onto my grudges.

The ETF market flipped its lid midweek. Bitcoin? Suddenly yesterday’s news. Ether? The prom queen of crypto. Who saw this coming? Not me. Not anyone. 🤷‍♂️

So, amidst the chaos, XRP has managed a subtle resurrection, rising from the depths of its $2.30 despair. The coin now hovers just above the sacred 200-day moving average, a sort of long-term mental health anchor. The hidden irony? The structure, that grand narrative of descending patterns, still lurks in the background, like a shadow puppet show. It’s merely a healthy correction-unless you’re a trader with a penchant for panic, then it’s a catastrophe waiting to happen! As long as XRP stays above the $2.30-$2.40 threshold, the doom-mongers can keep their bread and circuses.

The family of U.S. President Donald Trump has officially earned more than $1 billion in pre-tax profits from various crypto ventures. According to a *reliable* source (the Financial Times), these enormous incomes were attained for the past year from a wide-ranging crypto empire. This digital assets portfolio features specialized trading cards, popular meme coins, a number of tokens, and established DeFi platforms. 📈💸

The deal, announced on a day when the sun seemed to shine just a little brighter, is said to be part of Kraken’s grand plan to “integrate trading operations” and “improve platform efficiency.” One might wonder if they’re trying to turn chaos into a well-oiled machine-or just a more polished version of the same chaos. Either way, they’ve now got a CFTC license, which is like getting a golden ticket to the candy factory, but with derivatives. 🎟️

Federal prosecutors, with their parchment and quills, unsealed an indictment in Brooklyn, charging Chen Zhi, the alleged architect of this “pig butchering” saga. 🖋️🐷 A scam so vast, so audacious, it makes one wonder if the pigs themselves were in on the scheme. Or perhaps they were merely bystanders, oinking in disbelief as billions vanished into the ether. 🌪️💸

Ah, Greece! A country renowned not only for its ancient ruins and picturesque islands but for its ever-increasing demand for property. The market in this sun-kissed land has been on the rise – a 6.6% increase in 2024 alone, and experts foresee this trend continuing. With over 40 million visitors flocking to Greece each year, rental demand remains as robust as the Greek economy is determined. Depending on the region, yields may range from 4-6% per annum. The government has also taken a rather wise step, increasing construction permits by 15%. Locations such as Athens, Attica, Thessaloniki, and Crete have become particularly popular. 🍇🏛️

Yes, you read that right. In a collaboration so audacious, it’s almost poetic, they’ve launched a collateral mirroring program, allowing European clients to keep their crypto assets cozy and secure under the ever-watchful eyes of Standard Chartered. This, my friends, was announced on a fine Wednesday. 🧐

Public companies, those darling darlings of the market, have been on a spree, snapping up 95% of their Ethereum – a staggering 4.4M+ $ETH, no less – in the past quarter. How utterly extravagant! 💎