According to their latest financial report, ABTC raked in a cool $64.2 million in revenue, which is apparently enough to make a gold-plated toilet seem like a wise investment. Their net income hit $3.5 million, just edging out last year’s Q3 earnings by a whisker. Not bad for a pair of guys whose previous business highlights include selling Trump steaks and a failed line of vodka. 🥩🍸
Axel Adler, the wise old owl of CryptoQuant, shares grim news: Bitcoin’s 5.5% YTD gain is as thrilling as a teacup full of lukewarm broth. Meanwhile, gold is the king of the jungle, roaring up 55% YTD! 🦁 Copper and the Nasdaq play follow the leader, while Bitcoin sulkily lags behind like a toddler refusing to share toys. 🐯
Five hundred and thirty million dollars since 2011, including a recent $500 million injection that valued them at $15 billion. Fifteen billion. That’s enough money to buy a small island nation, or at least a really nice collection of Beanie Babies. Sethi insists they aren’t “racing to the door,” stating, with a level of restraint most of us can only dream of, “We don’t race to the door as quickly as possible.” As if anyone actually races to the door. Unless it’s Black Friday at Bed Bath & Beyond, maybe.
Bitcoin softened as tech sector weakness spilled into crypto markets, reducing risk appetite and limiting demand for bullish leverage.
On the sixth day of October, our dear Sony Bank submitted formal paperwork to establish Connectia Trust as a national trust bank – from their distinguished address at 25 Madison Avenue, New York. Their noble aims include:
With a bold Ethereum-first strategy, BTCS has transformed its financial fortress, netting a colossal $65.59 million in net income, fueled by the soaring price of ETH, which danced to $3,190 this quarter! 🌟📈
In a recent X post on November 14, 2025, analyst Yusuf | Noon published a 3H chart update showing WIF defending a crucial green support region that historically attracts buyer interest. The token recently tapped this area and rebounded without breaking its previous low-a factor the analyst describes as structurally important for maintaining constructive market behavior. Translation: “Don’t panic, but also don’t invest your life savings.” 😅
By Shayan, the bard of broken candles.
Long-term investors, once steadfast as oak trees, now scatter like leaves in autumn, shedding 45,000 ETH daily. 🍂💸
