They share an almost telepathic connection, flaunting a price correlation of 0.96-a sign that mood swings and financial flows are nearly indistinguishable in this high-stakes ballet.
In a riveting chat with CNBC, Larry Fink-he of BlackRock, the biggest asset manager in the world with a cool $13.5 trillion under management-let loose some predictions about the future of tokenization that you’re going to want to hear (or at least pretend to understand).
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According to Nikkei and other less-imaginative sources, the FSA is hosting a working group this year to plot a timeline so rigid, it would make a Victorian seamstress weep. By 2025, they’ll “firm up details,” and by 2026, they’ll draft a bill to criminalize the art of trading on inside knowledge. Because nothing fuels innovation like red tape and a good deadline. 🕰️
Shiba Inu (SHIB), the Ethereum meme coin that’s basically a cryptocurrency version of a “I’m fine” text, is now trading at $0.00001052. Down 70% since last December. 🧠💸 For context, that’s like losing your entire savings and still having to pay for a coffee. ☕
The fund now exists as tokens named CMBMINT and CMBIMINT-because nothing says “financial innovation” like a name that sounds like a typo. Supported by DigiFT (who probably thought they were distributing digital art) and OnChain (the tech wizards who make blockchain feel less like a black box and more like a slightly less mysterious black box).
With on-chain data whispering tales of a dwindling Cardano network activity and the ever-dwindling bullish sentiment around ADA, this altcoin might just be on a slippery slope toward more losses. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!
The crypto market, that fickle lover, has once again returned to its former glory-$3.8T, to be precise-after a brief flirtation with $3.65T. How romantic. 💸
As reported by the venerable Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC) and the ever-watchful FinCEN, Huione Group has been the merchant of shadowy dealings, processing a staggering excess of $98 billion in crypto inflows. Among this sum, an alarming $4 billion represents the spoils of villainous endeavors-such as online investment swindles, dastardly hacking orchestrated by North Korean brigands, and other nefarious syndicates roaming the globe. Alas, the group has found itself at the receiving end of Section 311 of the ever-so-prominent Patriot Act, now severed from the lifeblood of the U.S. financial expanse.
Zcash’s “I Told You So” Moment 📉
