Bitmine’s Absurd Moonshot: Tom Lee, Ethereum, and a 3,000% Stock Surge—You Won’t Believe #3!
Tom Lee. Yes, the man who in 2017 declared—deadpan, before God and CNBC—that Bitcoin would ascend to $55,000 while it scraped aimlessly near $2,000. The CNBC anchors smiled at Lee then, the way doctors smile at patients who swear they’ve swallowed a planet, and Wall Street barely stifled its giggles. Meanwhile, Jamie Dimon planned public executions (career-wise), and Warren Buffett fingered his abacus, muttering “rat poison squared.” A menagerie of misplaced faith, if ever there was one.