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Analysts nod sagely, claiming history repeats itself-capital flees gold like a bad marriage and runs into Bitcoin’s digital arms. 💍➡️💻

Despite the lackluster performance, some sneaky accumulation is going on behind the scenes. Looks like something might be brewing under the surface… maybe? Who knows?

First things first: buying Bitcoin isn’t like grabbing a latte at your local coffee shop (unless your coffee shop accepts crypto, in which case, nice!). 🍵 It’s more like embarking on a treasure hunt, where the treasure is a string of numbers and letters that could make you rich… or leave you scratching your head. 🗺️💸

To give you an idea of scale, Solana saw roughly 16,000 new tokens created and $2.3 billion in trading volume. Coinbase’s Base, a Layer 2 solution, had around 30,000 tokens, but significantly less trading activity at $27 million.

The federal funds target range is sitting pretty at 4.00% to 4.25%, following a 25 basis point cut in September. Oh, joy! The first reduction of 2025, right on time for the holiday season, and amid those delightful rising concerns about employment. The minutes? A near-even split on future moves, with 10 out of 19 participants expecting not one, but TWO more cuts this year. How thrillingly ambiguous. 🧐

Not just yet, folks. As long as Ethereum still clocks in over 1 million transactions a day, it’s hanging on to its structural strength like a cat on a window ledge before it decides to leap again.

Here’s why Citi Ventures decided to crash this party with BVNK.

With the AUSTRAC registration under its belt, Gemini Intergalactic Australia Pty Ltd (yes, that’s what they’re called now) can finally offer digital currency exchange services directly to Australians. No more hopping through hoops to use Gemini’s global platform. Just straight-up Aussie crypto fun!

The firm whispers through its subsidiary, Nonagon Capital, that an initial harvest hath begun, aimed at a bountiful $4 million crop from DeFi’s fertile soils. Ah, while USDC remains the stodgy choice of cautious institutions, clinging to its regulatory raiment like a peasant to his plow, Hotlink, with a mischievous glint, opts for the bounteous yields of USDe-ever the adventurous gambler in the casino of currencies! 😂

Every market cycle is like a bad soap opera: same drama, different season. The last one (2022-2023) was a real tearjerker, starring Terra’s Luna as the tragic hero who took $40 billion down with it like a crypto-themed Titanic. Cue the domino effect: Celsius, Three Arrows Capital, Genesis, Alameda, and FTX all took turns tripping over their own leverage. Billions vanished faster than a pizza at a developer conference.