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Well, well, well. BitMine Immersion Technologies (BMNR), the Ethereum-loving treasure hoarder run by Thomas Lee from Fundstrat, decided to do something interesting – add a whopping 179,251 tokens to their crypto horde last week. That’s $820 million in ether. I bet you didn’t see that coming. 😏

Galaxy Premium Yield offers an 8% annual return on cash via notes issued by Galaxy Digital LP, backed by Galaxy’s institutional lending operations that have been flirting with finance since 2018. The price of glamour, apparently: a minimum of $25,000, a ceiling of $1 million per investor, and a platform cap of $250 million. Interest is calculated daily and paid monthly into a GalaxyOne Cash account, because apparently time is money and money loves a payday. 🪙🗓️

Yes, the Money Flow Index has sauntered down to offerings of healthy bullish vibes, and the mean coin age suggests BTC is being hoarded with a noble sort of persistence. 🚀💼

Corporations, those soulless behemoths, are also in on the game. Michael Saylor’s MicroStrategy now hoards 640,031 BTC, a digital fortress of greed. BitMine Immersion, meanwhile, clutches 2,650,900 ETH, as if it were the Ark of the Covenant. 🏦

The report murmurs that crypto is still a shiny speculation, but it’s growing up fast and sauntering into the mainstream like a cat wearing shiny new shoes. Bitcoin, it says, is a kind of “digital gold,” strutting in the broader family of real assets, while keeping a neat leash on balanced portfolios. ✨🐈‍⬛

And let’s not forget the plucky Ethereum spot ETFs, which also had their moment in the sun with a $1.3 billion net inflow. All nine of the blighters reported positive gains, which is more than one can say for my last punt on the ponies. 🐎💨

XRP tried to party at $3.07 but got ghosted by sellers on high volume. It’s like showing up to a party only to realize it’s BYOB and you brought nothing. 🥴 Back to $2.98 it went, because that’s where the cool kids (buyers) hang out. Institutions were like, “Yeah, we’re still into this,” despite the drama. 💼✨

In an interview that could have been staged in a dim room with a single flickering lamp, Juan Leon, Senior Investment Strategist at Bitwise Asset Management, spoke of the faithful throng-the XRP Army-who kept their vigil. “The XRP Army,” he said, “is among the most organized, most vocal, most stubbornly hopeful crowds in this crypto theater.”

A few hours later, the sprightly Oleg Ogienko, A7A5’s director for regulatory and overseas affairs, took to the stage with a speech that could’ve been titled “How to Juggle Compliance with a Wink and a Nod.” His stablecoin, backed by Russia’s state-owned Promsvyazbank (sanctioned by the U.S., U.K., and others for funding defense contracts), was the sort of guest who arrives uninvited to a tea party and insists on hosting the next one. 🧨