While Binance was bathing in crypto glory, poor OKX and Bybit were left fighting over crumbs with $1.61 billion and $1.33 billion, respectively. 😢🥉 DeFiLlama’s data never lies, folks-it’s a Binance world, and we’re just living in it. 🌍👑
While the U.S. government shutdown unfolds like a bureaucratic absurdist play, investors have flocked to crypto as a “safe haven,” as if Bitcoin and Ethereum are the only life rafts in a sea of fiscal incompetence. How quaint.
Bitcoin, that eternal favorite of speculators and dreamers, has reached yet another absurd peak, while ZCash-yes, ZCash-has somehow managed to leap by double digits, as if startled by its own irrelevance.
Meet Tao, the smarty-pants blockchain powered by artificial intelligence. It’s got a limited supply, a fair launch, and follows a Bitcoin-like emission model. With half the tokens already out in the wild, Tao’s like that exclusive club you can’t get into-but with fewer bouncers and more nerds. 🤓✨
Presently, six XRP ETF proposals linger like phantoms-graceful offerings from the likes of Grayscale, 21Shares, Bitwise, WisdomTree, Canary Capital, and CoinShares. Upon the SEC’s thawing and return to order, multiple approvals may descend in a glorious flurry, much akin to the torrent of Bitcoin ETF approvals seen in days yonder this year. 🌟
This revelation popped up in response to VC guru Nic Carter’s Twitter tirade (oh, excuse me, X post) on the triumphant rise of yield-bearing stablecoins. Collison, ever the voice of reason, quipped:
It was during her enlightening lecture at the Lagos Business School that Governor Olayemi Cardoso, with a sparkle of innovation in her eye, proclaimed the urgent need for a regulatory framework that’s not just clear but also sustainable-because who wouldn’t want their crypto policies to stand the test of time? 😂💼
Despite recent market instability, Ethereum continues to grow in popularity and use. Data from Etherscan demonstrates a consistent increase in activity, with transaction levels now higher than in previous years.
In their September 2025 crypto recap, the wise (and occasionally sarcastic) minds at VanEck proclaimed that Ethereum’s scaling roadmap is entering its next phase. 🗺️ Fusaka, slated for December 2025, is the star of this act, and it’s here to tackle the network’s biggest bottleneck with a flourish of Peer Data Availability Sampling (PeerDAS). 🎭
