Presently, six XRP ETF proposals linger like phantoms-graceful offerings from the likes of Grayscale, 21Shares, Bitwise, WisdomTree, Canary Capital, and CoinShares. Upon the SEC’s thawing and return to order, multiple approvals may descend in a glorious flurry, much akin to the torrent of Bitcoin ETF approvals seen in days yonder this year. 🌟
This revelation popped up in response to VC guru Nic Carter’s Twitter tirade (oh, excuse me, X post) on the triumphant rise of yield-bearing stablecoins. Collison, ever the voice of reason, quipped:
It was during her enlightening lecture at the Lagos Business School that Governor Olayemi Cardoso, with a sparkle of innovation in her eye, proclaimed the urgent need for a regulatory framework that’s not just clear but also sustainable-because who wouldn’t want their crypto policies to stand the test of time? 😂💼
Despite recent market instability, Ethereum continues to grow in popularity and use. Data from Etherscan demonstrates a consistent increase in activity, with transaction levels now higher than in previous years.
In their September 2025 crypto recap, the wise (and occasionally sarcastic) minds at VanEck proclaimed that Ethereum’s scaling roadmap is entering its next phase. 🗺️ Fusaka, slated for December 2025, is the star of this act, and it’s here to tackle the network’s biggest bottleneck with a flourish of Peer Data Availability Sampling (PeerDAS). 🎭
The markets, my dear reader, are no longer the stuffy parlors of yesteryear, where earnings reports and balance sheets held court. Nay, they are now a carnival of stories, memes, and cultural whims, propelled by the frenzied energies of Reddit and X. GameStop? A mere overture to this grand opera of speculation. Crypto? The avant-garde that spilled its paint onto the canvas of tradition. 🖼️
The irrefutable conclusion reached by the sagacious magistrate? Bored Ape Yacht Club’s NFTs alongside ApeCoin do not deign to be counted amongst securities! The venerable Howey test was summoned and, alas, the plaintiffs stumbled in their attempt to satisfy it.
Post a most theatrical rally in the price of SOL-oh, the drama!-one observes a veritable avalanche of on-chain engagements, as revenue swells like a peacook’s plume in the autumn sun. Specifically, the Solana blockchain doth reel in inflows of such magnitude, one might suspect the gods of finance themselves are plucking at its strings, causing revenue to ascend with the rapidity of Icarus toward the celestial ledgers.
Solana saw a brief increase in price on Friday, but it only rose by about 3% before hitting a selling point around $240. Since the Federal Reserve hinted at potential interest rate cuts on September 18th, the amount of SOL staked on the network has decreased from 411.28 million to 407.9 million.
