tag outside of . I must ensure the text is properly formatted. I must produce final output in plain text without markdown formatting. And I’ll produce the final answer in plain text with no markdown formatting. I’ll produce final answer accordingly in my final answer message. Crypto Chaos Unleashed: Wallets Weep, Bulls Tremble! Oh, what a curious tale we have here! Our dear little Shiba Inu, once the darling of the crypto playground, is now teetering on the edge of a most unfortunate breakdown. After gallantly reclaiming that treacherous $0.000015 barrier, our pup began its sorrowful descent—shedding over 5% of its value in a single day, as if it were shedding its fur in a fit of the vapors. The market mood turned sour, with sellers darting about like mischievous imps at a tea party. 😱 The notorious 200‐day EMA, that grand old guardian of trends, looms ominously above. Should our darling SHIB slip below this stalwart line, it would send the bulls into a tizzy and pave the way for a market meltdown more dramatic than a tightrope walker in a candy factory. One misstep and chaos ensues! 😂 And then there’s Ethereum—oh, Ethereum, you unpredictable creature! After its explosive, parabolic flight that left us gasping for air, the charts now flash red like warning lights at a haunted circus. With a daily decline of more than 2%, ETH is treading on thin ice. After the wild ride, a little dip is expected, but the fading volume hints at a lack of gusto among buyers—a party slowly winding down. 😅 Those long upper wicks on recent candles are like the telltale signs of failed heroic attempts to climb ever higher. Combine that with a RSI flirting with overbought territory yet showing the first signs of retreat, and you have a recipe for a sudden market reversal. Watch out for that fateful $3,000 zone—once a formidable wall of resistance—and the mysterious $3,682 mark. A breach below $3,600 might just be the starting gun for a correction as steep as a slide down a greasy chute! 😱 Finally, dear Bitcoin, the old stalwart of the crypto realm, is strutting its stuff once again. After a valiant (if not a bit bruised) attempt to breach the $120,000 citadel and a brief, uneventful pause, it’s now showing signs of bouncing back with the grace of a seasoned dancer. The chart reveals a classic bullish consolidation pattern—a falling wedge that whispers of a potential turnaround. If Bitcoin can break through that descending trendline and reclaim its throne at $120,000, we might just see a fresh wave of FOMO-fueled frenzy sweep the market. But beware—if it dips below its cozy $114,000–$116,000 range, the carnival could turn into a full-blown sideshow! 😜

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SEC Budget Cuts: GOP’s Master Plan to Save America (or Just Confuse It?) 🤔

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But wait, there’s more! In addition to chopping funds like a sous-chef on steroids, this brilliant plan bans the SEC from enforcing its shiny new rule requiring companies to report cyberattacks within four days. You know, because nothing says “national security” like letting corporations keep quiet about being hacked. Oh, and let’s not forget the annual cyber risk management disclosures—another casualty of this genius strategy. Apparently, GOP lawmakers believe these rules are gifts to ransomware criminals. Who knew hackers were so fond of paperwork? 🖥️🔒

Mark Twain Style: SEC’s Big Boast About Bitcoin & Ethereum—What a Humdinger! 🚀

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In a sit-down with CNBC, Mr. Atkins declared that Trump’s signing of the GENIUS Act—what in Sam Hill that is—was just the sort of turning point the crypto-crowd had been waiting for. Said it was a big ol’ “watershed” moment. Said stablecoins, which are just digital hot potatoes, might be mighty important for lowering costs and easing market jitters. Sounds about as stable as a house of cards in a hurricane, but hey, what do I know?

XRP Futures: When Money Goes Brrrr 🚀💸

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This little financial shindig just happened to coincide with the Ripple-linked token hitting its all-time high of $3.65. Yes, you heard that right—$3.65! That’s enough to buy a fancy cup of coffee… or maybe just the lid. ☕💰

🚀 Crypto Guru Spills Tea on Dogecoin Rival & Bitcoin’s Wild Ride

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Enter Bluntz, the pseudonymous trader with 325,400 followers on X (because Twitter wasn’t chaotic enough). He’s waving around Elliott Wave theory like it’s a magic wand, predicting that Floki (FLOKI), the meme coin that probably smells like wet dog, is forming a “bullish triangle.” 🐕🔺

Why Binance’s Next Move Might Leave You Laughing All the Way to the Bank! 💰😂

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As I pen these words, the BNB price stands languidly at $759.41, nursing a minuscule -0.89% decline after soaring to a lofty peak of $781.99. A mere hiccup in our market gala! Despite this slight backpedal, the structure of prices and the rhythm of volumes suggest that our bullish brethren might well be eyeing a momentous breakout toward the fabled $800 psychological threshold. Oh, what ambitions we have!

Crypto Chaos: Telegram’s Wallet Takes America by Storm! 🚀

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U.S. Telegram users can now sling around, stash, and boss digital doodads like tether ( USDT) and toncoin (TON) right in the app, no need to clutter your device with extra folderol. It’s all about you holding the reins to your private keys and funds, because who wouldn’t want that kind of power? 😉