With longs making up more than 70% of Binance’s XRP positions, Ripple’s price is flirting with the possibility of a big shake-up. And by “shake-up,” I mean a whole lot of people getting squeezed out of their positions. 🙄
Ethereum, that mercurial muse, faltered in its bid above $4,050, retreating like a cat from a cucumber, mirroring Bitcoin’s own sigh-of course, for what is crypto if not a tragicomic opera? 🌟 It tumbled below $4,000 and $3,800, testing even the humble $3,680, forming a low at $3,677 before staging a comeback as predictable as the plot twists in my own comedies.
Once upon a not-so-glamorous time, Bitcoin fumbled its attempt to get past $110,000 and took a nosedive back under to $108,000 and $106,500. It even had a little ‘bad moment’ dipping below $105,000. Low of $103,583, if you must know. However, it got a grip, fixed its hair, and bounced right back above the 23.6% Fib of its recent bad mood swing from $115,975 to $103,583.
According to Eleanor Terrett, co-host of Crypto in America, Cuomo dreams of transforming NYC into “the global hub of the future,” a phrase so grand it could only be uttered by one who has lost touch with the mundane. 🌍🚀 By weaving together the threads of blockchain, AI, and biotech, he aims to modernize the city’s embrace of technology. Ah, modernization! That elusive siren song that has lured many a politician to the rocks of overpromise. 🌊🎶
In a dramatic October 18 post on the X platform (formerly known as Twitter, but who’s keeping track?), Darkfost spilled the beans: short-term investors are dumping their BTC like it’s hot garbage. 🔥🗑️ Using the Net Realized Profit/Loss metric (fancy words for “how much money people are losing”), Darkfost showed that these losses rival the 2024 summer correction. Yikes! But here’s the kicker: historically, these capitulation events often precede local bottoms. So, is this the dip you’ve been waiting for, or just a trap set by the crypto gods? 🤔
On October 18th, the project announced that a security breach happened because someone gained access to an account belonging to one of their partners who helps with trading.
Bitcoin loafers, hold onto your digital socks! 😱
Asia’s the new tokenization king, apparently. Japan’s 2025 regulations? Basically a green light for Franklin Templeton to sell ETFs like hotcakes to retail investors. 🍱 Because who doesn’t love a good regulatory loophole?
Ripple Labs is throwing a party with $1B worth of XRP tokens, because who doesn’t want to hoard digital assets? 🎉 #XRPParty
What’s the tea, though? Turns out, the big bad whales are throwing a panic party. Two wallets just offloaded $22.88 million worth of ASTER, turning the market into a sell-off buffet. 🐳💥 And if that’s not enough, stage 3 airdrop rewards are coming like a surprise birthday party-except everyone’s dreading it. 4% of the supply is about to hit the scene, and trust me, no one wants to share their cake. 🎂
