Trump-Backed WLFI Tokenholders Finally Say “Yes” to Trading 🤷‍♂️

On July 9, the WLFI team sent a proposal to unlock the tokens. This Wednesday, the vote was closed with a unanimous result. The plan to unlock trading was backed by an incredible 99.94 percent of tokenholders. The WLFI posted on X (previously Twitter). They posted that it is, in the words of Lin-Manuel Miranda, the people have spoken, and that a detailed launch plan will be released soon. I’m sure they’re as excited as I am to see what happens next. 🎉

North Korean Hackers Make Crypto History: A Comedic Tragedy Unfolds in 2025

According to their 2025 Crypto Crime Mid-Year Update, the figures are staggering—$2.17 billion already pilfered from cryptocurrency services this year alone. Proving that the thieves have truly outdone themselves, surpassing the total losses of the entirety of 2024 in just the first half of the year. Bravo, hackers, what a record-breaking feat! 👏

XRP’s Golden Cross: Crypto Trader Predicts 630% Gain!

It seems that XRP, the payments altcoin, may be gearing up for an explosive move as its Market Value to Realized Value (MVRV) metric is forming a golden cross. The last time this signal flashed bullish was in November 2024, when XRP experienced a triple percentage point explosion. 🚀

Crypto’s New Aristocracy: Who Will Reign Supreme?

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As the great Ethereum arms race heats up, GameSquare finds itself in the midst of a most thrilling adventure. With its recent public equity offering of $70 million, the company has secured the bulk of the funds necessary to expand its Ethereum treasury, a move that will undoubtedly make it one of the largest corporate ETH holders in the land 🌟.

Crypto Chaos: Upbit’s Billion-Dollar Bombshell 🤯

According to the office of South Korean lawmaker Min Byung-deok, the Financial Intelligence Unit (FIU) discovered a whopping 9.57 million violations during their comprehensive inspection of Upbit’s operator, Dunamu, earlier this year. One can only imagine the look on their faces when they stumbled upon such a multitude of misdeeds! 🤣

BTC Bonanza: One Company’s Wild Ride

At the moment, they have a measly 77 Bitcoins 🤣, but they’re determined to reach 1,000 by 2026. And that’s just the beginning! Their ultimate goal is to grab 1% of all the Bitcoins in existence, which would put them among the top 20 corporate Bitcoin bigwigs in the world. 💼 CEO Deven Soni says it’s not just about accumulating Bitcoins, but about making them an integral part of their operations – like the secret ingredient in their favorite recipe! 🍰