And now, dear reader, if the heavens favor us and history decides to bless us with its repetitive charm, Bitcoin may once again reach its pinnacle on October 27th, 2025. The sheer drama of it all!
If these archaic relics can’t keep up with DeFi’s dance, they’ll vanish like mist in a blockchain sunrise. But if they adapt? They’ll serve as the velvet rope to decentralized chaos, where code-not humans-calls the shots.
Singapore and Hong Kong, those vibrant little trading posts, are now vying for affection – second and third place, naturally, after the undeniably glamorous United States. A pecking order, you see. Always a pecking order.
Ripple, in its infinite wisdom (and love of privacy), reminded everyone that it chooses to remain a private company-kind of like how your eccentric aunt chooses to keep her collection of porcelain cats locked away from prying eyes. Allowing Linqto to toss Ripple’s shares into the public market, the company argued, would be like letting a toddler loose in a china shop: chaotic, messy, and likely to end in tears (and lawsuits).
Lane Rettig, a researcher at the Near Foundation, specializing in AI and governance, told CryptoMoon that the AI-powered governance overhaul is still in development.\xa0The Near Foundation oversees the layer-1 Near Protocol.
SUI Group Holdings Limited, the only one of its kind publicly traded and tied to the Sui Foundation, is about to birth these tokens. Seems like a lot of fuss over a few digital pennies, if you ask me. 🧐
Amidst the chaos of decentralized finance (DeFi), the 1inch-once a mere whisper in the blockchain taverns-has now barged into Coinbase’s castle. This union, as dramatic as a Tolstoy novel, marks Coinbase as 1inch’s most audacious U.S. partner yet. The air crackles with the scent of institutional gold panning in the crypto streams. 🏦
September saw crypto hacks cause $127 million in losses, according to blockchain security firm PeckShield. But hey, at least it’s 22% less than August! 🎉
A brief encounter with Africa’s financial sphere reveals a swift transformation. The continent is quaintly dancing towards digital currencies, with stablecoins, much like a newfound romance, playing a vital role in the stands against lingering inflation, cumbersome remittance costs, and dreamily limited banking reach. Ripple shared a light-hearted revelation on the 1st of October: its U.S. dollar-pegged stablecoin Ripple USD (RLUSD) now graces the African market, rebelling against traditional systems that proved more sluggish and cost-heavy than a snail race.
The United Kingdom, that land of tea, crumpets, and inexplicable weather, now guards a treasure chest of 61,000 BTC like a dragon with commitment issues. According to the Financial Times-a newspaper so serious it probably wears a tie to bed-the Treasury ponders using this loot to fill budget gaps. Yet, some sagacious souls warn Chancellor Rachel Reeves: “Nay, lest ye awaken the slumbering leviathan of litigation!” 🐉⚖️
