How One Exchange Made XRP Dance Like a Drunken Chicken! 🐔💃

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Now, hold onto your hats, dear readers! A staggering 45 million XRP were swept into the net of buying frenzy—45 million! That’s enough XRP to build a small country… or at least a decent-sized potato farm. And who orchestrated this madness? Why, none other than Upbit, the leading digital exchange in South Korea, which accounted for a whopping 70% of the splurging. That’s right, folks, that’s like going to a buffet and eating 70% of the lasagna! 🍝

10K Wallets Dived into PUMP ICO, Spending $44K Each! 🚀💰

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Now, you might think, “What’s the big deal?” Well, the big deal is that this $500 million sale was sold out in a mere 12 minutes. Yes, you read that right—12 minutes! The ICO launched on July 12 at 14:00 UTC, and it was like Black Friday, but for crypto enthusiasts. 🛍️

Ethereum’s All-Time High: A Nabokovian Perspective 🌟

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Less than two weeks into Q3, and Ethereum [ETH] is already outperforming Bitcoin [BTC], a spectacle as delightful as a circus act. In fact, it has clocked an 18.63% ROI from its $2,468 open, more than double BTC’s return over the same stretch. 🤹‍♂️

Ray Dalio’s Stagflation Warning: “Not Enough Money To Go Around”

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💸💸 Dalio predicts that while the dollar may underperform other currencies, those currencies won’t be doing much better when compared to hard assets like gold. He says, “I think the picture would be some version very similar to the 70s… And the 70s was a period in which there was stagflation. The thing we have to worry about is a stagflationary environment, because all the currencies went down.”