Meme Coins Go Bonkers as Bitcoin Hits $118k ATH: BONK, USELESS, and PEPE Steal the Show! 🤑🚀

In a surprising turn of events, LetsBonk.fun, the rival platform built and delivered by the BONK team, has overtaken Pump.fun in terms of market share. The BONK team plans to use half of all generated fees to buy back the meme coin, which has accelerated interest in BONK. As a result, the meme coin has rallied ahead of other top coins in the category, with an over 43% increase in a 7-day period.

Ethereum’s Glamorous Ascent: Unraveling the Mystique Behind ETH’s $3K Reclamation!

On a delightful Friday morn, Ethereum did indeed leap beyond the hallowed $3,000 mark, attaining a splendid increase of over 8% within a mere 24 hours, spurred by a renewed flurry of institutional engagement. This delightful upturn follows the announcement by SharpLink Gaming, regarding their acquisition of 10,000 ETH through an over-the-counter transaction from the Ethereum Foundation, a purchase valued at a staggering $25.72 million. How laudable, as this acquisition swells SharpLink’s treasury to a princely 215,957 ETH, now worth in excess of $600 million—impressive! 🌟

Unraveling the Bitcoin Balancing Act: Supply Shock or Just a Meme?

Bitcoin’s percent supply on exchanges fell below 15% for the first time since 2018, with some analysts seeing this as indicating a supply shock as institutional demand from exchange-traded funds (ETFs) grows. While lower Bitcoin on exchanges can reduce immediate selling pressure, the situation is more nuanced than a simple in-out metric.

BNB’s Billion Dollar Burn: A Comedy of Errors and Gains

This, the 32nd burn, has seen over 60.7 million tokens (approximately $14.2 billion) removed from circulation. Since the deflation plan began in 2022, a third of the supply has been consigned to the flames, leaving a mere 139,289,513 million tokens in circulation. 🗑️🔥

Bitcoin Bonanza: Saylor’s Strategy Strikes Gold!

Strategy, you see, has been rather aggressive in its Bitcoin accumulation strategy. And by “aggressive,” I mean they’ve been buying the stuff by the bucketload. And it’s paid off, by Jove! The company’s seen some simply spiffing returns on its investments, and Saylor’s been tweeting about it like a man possessed. 📱

Bitcoin Hits $118k, but Where’s the Party? 🤔💸

Not long ago, our prophetic friends at Glassnode observed that the Bitcoin trading volume had sunk to the murky depths of annual lows. A potential summer lull loomed, casting a pall over the crypto festivities. However, following this magnificent breakout, the analytics wizards have been unearthing fresh data in a spirited exchange with a fellow X user, revealing how our valiant BTC has gallivanted about—or more accurately, has meandered slowly—since then.

Bitcoin’s Rollercoaster: Spot vs. Leverage – Who’s Winning the Cosmic Tug-o-War?

Glassnode has dug deep into the proverbial rabbit hole and unearthed a curious phenomenon; Bitcoin’s spot Cumulative Volume Delta (CVD) has decided to go on a diet and has been steadily declining for weeks—perhaps it’s trying to fit into that elusive pair of space pants. CVD, which acts as some sort of mood ring for investors, is measuring whether buyers or sellers are winning the cosmic tug-of-war.

Will the New Crypto Administration Spark Joy or Just More Confusion? 🤔

Amidst the political theater, a particular promise from the former president had captured the imagination of the populace: a full pardon for one Ross Ulbricht, the architect behind the infamous Silk Road marketplace. Convicted for a veritable cornucopia of offenses—ranging from orchestrating an ongoing criminal enterprise to dabbling in the less-than-noble arenas of money laundering and drug trafficking—Ulbricht had tasted the bitterness of a life sentence since the year two thousand and thirteen, following his apprehension in the concrete jungle of Manhattan.

Ethereum’s Thrilling Rise: Will It Conquer the $4,400 Summit? 😲💰

Lo! Ethereum rises like the dawn of a new era, having surged above $3,000 with a fervor akin to a lost lover finding their way home. A mere 6.7% gain in a day? How quaint! Almost enough to make one believe in morning rituals. As of this moment, ETH lounges comfortably just beneath $3,000, buoyed by its most vigorous rally since February—an event worthy of serenades, indeed!