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They’re following Bitcoin like it’s the cool kid in school. Q4 is their chance to shine, or crash and burn. Either way, it’ll be entertaining. 🌟💥

Oh, how thrilling! Thailand’s market regulator has unveiled a plan so audacious, it could make a squirrel forget its nuts. 🐿️✨ “Expanding ETFs beyond Bitcoin”? Let’s not forget, the SEC is now the true wizard of Oz, conjuring up “crypto baskets” as if they were magical potions. 🧙♂️🧪

Yet, the masses remain divided, their skepticism as stubborn as a mule in winter. Still, the platform thrives, with thousands of new souls flocking to its digital shores daily. Are they fools, or visionaries? Only time will tell. 🤡🔮

Bitcoin, that fickle mistress, has flirted with $119,500 before coyly glancing at her “overbought” reflection in the mirror.

Wang, who traded crypto for eight years (and probably once sold his grandma’s soul for a Bitcoin), claims the crypto community is “the definition of power users.” Translation: people who can’t stop buying NFTs of their cat but also know how to predict the weather. 🐱☔

By Shayan, the Seer of Spreadsheets

On this fateful Tuesday, Politico, our trusty bard of news, doth report that the White House pulled Brian Quintez-for ’tis spelled thus in some chronicles-away from the CFTC throne, owing to opposition from those mighty crypto titans, according to two anonymous shadows who whispered to the outlet. Oh, the intrigue! 🎭

Schwartz, ever the tinkerer, assures us he will remain in the shadows as an advisor, dabbling in side projects and exploring the uncharted territories of the XRP Ledger. “I’ve been spinning up my own XRPL node,” he declared, as if spinning a yarn at a village tavern. “Researching use cases, and more.” More? What more could there be, one wonders, in this endless quest for innovation? 🧪🔍

Oh, what a grand spectacle it was, when the British lions, with their meticulous jaws, snatched the most colossal hoard of bitcoins ever witnessed-a veritable mountain of zeros and ones, towering above £5.5 billion, proving that even digital dragons can be tamed. 🐲