Behold, Ali Martinez, the crypto oracle, proclaims that XRP has defended $2.80, a fortress of realized cost for its beleaguered holders. Glassnode, the keeper of arcane data, reveals that 2.18 billion tokens, a paltry 3% of the circulating supply, last stirred at this price. A thin line, indeed, between the masses ready to flee and those clinging to hope. 🛡️
The coffers of HINU swell with $898,168, a mere shadow of the $900,000 summit, as if the numbers themselves tremble in anticipation. 🧾
As we tiptoe into October with markets holdin’ their breath like a feller waitin’ for a poker hand, Ethereum’s sittin’ pretty in a spot that might just spark the biggest bullish romp this side of the Mississippi. Or so they say – ain’t crypto grand? 😉
They’re following Bitcoin like it’s the cool kid in school. Q4 is their chance to shine, or crash and burn. Either way, it’ll be entertaining. 🌟💥
Oh, how thrilling! Thailand’s market regulator has unveiled a plan so audacious, it could make a squirrel forget its nuts. 🐿️✨ “Expanding ETFs beyond Bitcoin”? Let’s not forget, the SEC is now the true wizard of Oz, conjuring up “crypto baskets” as if they were magical potions. 🧙♂️🧪
Yet, the masses remain divided, their skepticism as stubborn as a mule in winter. Still, the platform thrives, with thousands of new souls flocking to its digital shores daily. Are they fools, or visionaries? Only time will tell. 🤡🔮
Bitcoin, that fickle mistress, has flirted with $119,500 before coyly glancing at her “overbought” reflection in the mirror.
Wang, who traded crypto for eight years (and probably once sold his grandma’s soul for a Bitcoin), claims the crypto community is “the definition of power users.” Translation: people who can’t stop buying NFTs of their cat but also know how to predict the weather. 🐱☔
By Shayan, the Seer of Spreadsheets
