On this fateful Tuesday, Politico, our trusty bard of news, doth report that the White House pulled Brian Quintez-for ’tis spelled thus in some chronicles-away from the CFTC throne, owing to opposition from those mighty crypto titans, according to two anonymous shadows who whispered to the outlet. Oh, the intrigue! 🎭
Schwartz, ever the tinkerer, assures us he will remain in the shadows as an advisor, dabbling in side projects and exploring the uncharted territories of the XRP Ledger. “I’ve been spinning up my own XRPL node,” he declared, as if spinning a yarn at a village tavern. “Researching use cases, and more.” More? What more could there be, one wonders, in this endless quest for innovation? 🧪🔍
Oh, what a grand spectacle it was, when the British lions, with their meticulous jaws, snatched the most colossal hoard of bitcoins ever witnessed-a veritable mountain of zeros and ones, towering above £5.5 billion, proving that even digital dragons can be tamed. 🐲
Dr. Chengdiao Fan, one of the chief jokers in this troupe, spilled the beans at the TOKEN2049 confab in Singapore that they’ve unleashed DEX and AMM gooey goodness on their chains. Developers and Pioneers can now fiddle with token swaps and liquidity pools like monkeys throwing spaghetti at a wall! Fan cackled that it’s only on Testnet for now, Mainnet’s got the red light district closed off:
A cacophony of digital whispers reverberates through the bustling news square on Sept. 29 – the day the Blockchain Association, with a flourish of their quill, declared their allegiance to this legislative marvel. “A foundation for U.S. digital-asset policy!” they proclaimed to the four corners of the land.
New SEC listing rules? More like new ways to keep crypto investors guessing! 🐢 The timeline’s as clear as a DMV waiting room line. 📉
On the inaugural day of this grand unveiling, Bullish welcomed two venerable partners: the crypto infrastructure titan BitGo and the brokerage Nonco, with the fanfare of Tuesday announcements (or was it Wednesday?).
With these newfound riches, the company shall fortify its Solana treasury, as if the coin were a rare spice and not a digital asset. Interim CEO Michael Hubbard, a man whose interim status may soon become permanent, declared the funds will purchase 80k SOLs. These will then be delegated to validators, who shall earn passive staking rewards-because who doesn’t want to nap while their coins multiply? 😴💰
Now, let’s get into the nitty-gritty. The experts have dusted off their magnifying glasses and gone all detective on XRP’s weekly chart. They say that as long as the mighty $2.72 level holds strong, XRP might just be on the brink of a spectacular rally that could light up the crypto universe. Don’t believe me? Just check the chart yourself. After falling below $2.80, XRP managed to stay afloat above $2.72, making a glorious comeback on September 26. If that isn’t some heroic crypto recovery, I don’t know what is!
XLM had a 24-hour drama arc straight out of a rom-com: a 7% 💘 surge to $0.39 on 56.77 million volume (because “more is more” in crypto) before a 💔 “plot twist” reversal. The market’s love language is volume spikes, but apparently, it’s also fluent in “ghosting.”
