In a detailed post on X, Buterin mused, “We need more DAOs-but different and better ones.” He lamented that today’s DAOs have devolved into “treasuries controlled by tokenholder voting,” a system that merely functions rather than flourishes. 🧐📜
In the ninth episode of Ripple’s Onchain Economy series-aptly titled “When Ledgers Keep Secrets”-Dr. Aanchal Malhotra, Head of Research at RippleX and possessor of both a Ph.D. and exquisite patience, confided in the digital crowd her grand ambition. “I would really like to see an XRP Ledger with zero-knowledge proof technology enabled,” she declared, with the fervor of a heroine confessing her love in the final chapter. “There are so many use cases! So many innovative applications!” One almost expects her to add, “…and only 37 more unread research papers to conquer.” 📚💘
Yes, dear reader, early speculators-bless their gullible hearts-rallied the charge, hoisting the price to a dizzying $0.013! Volume swelled like a fisherman’s belly after a feast of borscht. But let us not be fooled-this was not investment; this was speculation of the purest, most chaotic kind. Traders buying not because they believed in penguins as a financial instrument, but because they believed others believed. A classic case of “greater fool” theory in motion! 🚀💸
In a recent epic titled “XRP: The Reckoning,” Crypto Patel declared that our hero trades above a “multi-year breakout zone”-a phrase as dramatic as a thunderstorm in a Dostoevsky novel. After a 600% rally from its $0.60 slumber, XRP now naps atop a “demand region” between $1.90 and $1.30. Will it dream of $10? Or will it wake up to find its socks stolen by Ethereum’s sneaky cousin? 🧦💸
A Solana wallet, with the subtlety of a bull in a blockchain china shop, transmuted $285 into $627,000 faster than you can say “regulatory scrutiny.” The 2,200x return sparked rumors of insider knowledge-or perhaps just a very lucky Ouija board session. 🔮📉
« Nous avons subventionné le Danemark, l’Union européenne et d’autres pays pendant des années sans leur imposer de droits de douane ni aucun autre paiement », a écrit Trump sur Truth Social samedi, comme s’il récitait un monologue shakespearien. Cette rhétorique a fait fuir les capitaux vers des refuges classiques, comme l’or et l’argent, qui ont soudainement retrouvé leur éclat après des années d’oubli. 🐸💰
Once a sleepy lifeless token, $PUMP just threw a wild party by smashing a long-term resistance. Yay for rebels! 💪🔥
The New York Stock Exchange (NYSE), the world’s largest stock exchange by market capitalization, is building a platform to trade tokenized U.S. stocks and ETFs around the clock. The move was announced on Monday as regulators, banks, and exchanges adapt to growing demand for nonstop markets. 🕒
In a post featuring the company’s Bitcoin portfolio graphic and the caption “₿igger Orange,” Saylor winked at incoming Bitcoin buys. For the uninitiated, “Orange” is his personal code for “buy more crypto,” a secret handshake he’s been using since the 2020s. It’s like a pirate’s “Arrr!” but with more decimal places and less plunder. 🏴☠️
India’s Reserve Bank of India (RBI) has drafted a plan to connect the central bank digital currencies (CBDCs) of the BRICS nations, i.e. Brazil, Russia, India, China, and South Africa, so people and businesses can make money transfers more smoothly across borders. 🤯