In the annals of GLC Research, January’s $130 million and February’s $80 million are but fleeting whispers. Yet since March, the platform has nestled in a median realm of $40 million, save for July’s tempest-a “Bonk War” that raged like a drunken bard. But even then, the tides turned, and August and September sang of stability. 🌊
Governor Andrew Bailey, in a shocker, said the UK should “reap the benefits” of stablecoins. Yeah, let’s just jump on that bandwagon, right? But – and here’s the kicker – make sure there are “safeguards” in place. You know, to protect you from… well, whatever it is that stablecoins are supposed to be protecting you from. Caution, people. It’s all about caution. Because nothing screams “trustworthy” like a brand-new tech you barely understand but let’s throw regulations at it anyway!
In the grand tradition of meme-inspired chaos, PEPE leapt over 6% in less than 24 hours as traders piled in like they were auditioning for a role in a space opera where everyone yells “To the moon!” 🚀. Trading volumes almost tripled, proving that math and common sense are optional in this particular corner of the universe.
Unlike the humble stablecoins, which merely maintain their value, USYC is a veritable treasure trove of fund shares, accruing yield with the flair of a Parisian boulevardier. Redeemable in USDC? A trifling matter, akin to swapping a haiku for a sonnet! 📜
In these parts, over at hashrateindex.com, they’re sayin’ the going rate for them fancy petahash per second (PH/s) of SHA256 hashrate’s dwindled to $52.10-a tad below the $53.15 we saw at the month’s dawn. September sure weren’t no gilded age for them bitcoin miners-revenue crept down by $69 million from last month’s feast, settlin’ at $1.564 billion, sarcastic as a jester in a king’s court. 🙃
The Spot Taker Buy Dominance, like a valiant knight, stood tall, while Network Growth, having bounced back to a mighty 1 million addresses, and Social Dominance, now at a proud 5.5%, all contributed to a long-term strength that would make a Victorian gentleman proud. 🦸♂️
Behold! On-chain oracles whisper of “seller exhaustion”-a poetic euphemism for “everyone who could panic-sell has already done so.” How romantic! 🤭
Strategy (MSTR) is riding high into the third quarter, posting profits for the second time in a row, all thanks to the wild, untamed beast that is Bitcoin. 📉📈 Who knew a cryptocurrency could make or break your entire financial outlook? Turns out, if you bet on Bitcoin, you might just get rewarded with some serious S&P 500 attention.
As per their most recent *official* announcement (because, obviously, everyone wants to know), the bitcoins were snatched up at a bargain average of 17.4 million yen each (~$116,870). Their total Bitcoin stash now stands at a whopping 30,823 BTC, with an average purchase price of a mere 15.89 million yen (~$107,912) per Bitcoin. And hold your applause – from July 1st to September 30th, 2025, Metaplanet’s BTC Yield was a jaw-dropping 33.0%. Can we get a round of applause? 👏
Kiyosaki, ever the alchemist of finance, urged investors to heed the Berkshire Hathaway founder’s counsel, suggesting they diversify into Bitcoin, gold, and silver-while ominously forecasting a stock market apocalypse. “BTC,” he declared, “is a masterpiece of design, a digital sonnet penned by the gods of cryptography.” 🏦💎
