The Spot Taker Buy Dominance, like a valiant knight, stood tall, while Network Growth, having bounced back to a mighty 1 million addresses, and Social Dominance, now at a proud 5.5%, all contributed to a long-term strength that would make a Victorian gentleman proud. 🦸♂️
Behold! On-chain oracles whisper of “seller exhaustion”-a poetic euphemism for “everyone who could panic-sell has already done so.” How romantic! 🤭
Strategy (MSTR) is riding high into the third quarter, posting profits for the second time in a row, all thanks to the wild, untamed beast that is Bitcoin. 📉📈 Who knew a cryptocurrency could make or break your entire financial outlook? Turns out, if you bet on Bitcoin, you might just get rewarded with some serious S&P 500 attention.
As per their most recent *official* announcement (because, obviously, everyone wants to know), the bitcoins were snatched up at a bargain average of 17.4 million yen each (~$116,870). Their total Bitcoin stash now stands at a whopping 30,823 BTC, with an average purchase price of a mere 15.89 million yen (~$107,912) per Bitcoin. And hold your applause – from July 1st to September 30th, 2025, Metaplanet’s BTC Yield was a jaw-dropping 33.0%. Can we get a round of applause? 👏
Kiyosaki, ever the alchemist of finance, urged investors to heed the Berkshire Hathaway founder’s counsel, suggesting they diversify into Bitcoin, gold, and silver-while ominously forecasting a stock market apocalypse. “BTC,” he declared, “is a masterpiece of design, a digital sonnet penned by the gods of cryptography.” 🏦💎
Take a gander at the daily chart for $DOGE – it’s had a cheeky 5% spike upwards today, wouldn’t you know. That ascending trendline snuggling up to the horizontal support at $0.23? It’s like a bloody cozy platform for the bullish brigade to launch their breakout attempts. A descending trendline’s throwing shade as resistance, but if the lads punch through, ooh, we could be in for a proper surge. Target? $0.32, coinciding with the top of the wedge. Don’t say I didn’t warn you if it all goes pear-shaped. 📈😏
Inflation, those vexing FX swings, and the exorbitant cost of remittances have driven our dear Africans to such innovations. 💸
Daily trading volume? Oh, just a casual $5 billion. Pocket change, really, if you happen to have a spare planet lying around.
Behold, the intrepid analyst Trader Tardigrade (a name that screams both resilience and absurdity) has unveiled a MACD Golden Cross on the 12-hour chart. Oh, the drama! The MACD line, in a bold flirtation, crosses above the signal line, a gesture as subtle as a peacock’s strut. The histogram, ever the dramatic companion, turns a verdant green, whispering of bullish momentum. But darling, let us not forget: volume is the lifeblood of this charade. Without it, even the most tantalizing setup is but a mirage in the desert of speculation. 🌵
The showcase underscored growing crypto/finance integration and made a powerful case for versatile non-custodial wallets like Best Wallet that are aiming to build DeFi ecosystems inside a mobile app. 🧠
