🚀 Doge to the Moon? MACD Whispers Sweet Nothings! 🌕

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MACD Chart

Behold, the intrepid analyst Trader Tardigrade (a name that screams both resilience and absurdity) has unveiled a MACD Golden Cross on the 12-hour chart. Oh, the drama! The MACD line, in a bold flirtation, crosses above the signal line, a gesture as subtle as a peacock’s strut. The histogram, ever the dramatic companion, turns a verdant green, whispering of bullish momentum. But darling, let us not forget: volume is the lifeblood of this charade. Without it, even the most tantalizing setup is but a mirage in the desert of speculation. 🌵

21Shares ETFs: A Quixotic Quest or Financial Fervor? 🤔

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In this brave financial tapestry woven by Swiss-based 21Shares, Polkadot ETF (TDOT) and Sui ETF (TSUI) have taken their positions on the grand stage of the Depository Trust & Clearing Corporation (DTCC) with a preparatory zeal that both calms and excites. Yet despite this retail theatre, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC)-the wily gatekeeper-has yet to hand over the precise regulatory nod.

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Bitcoin’s October: Will it go UP?! 🚀

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Binance’s founder, CZ, has gestured vaguely towards the idea of a Bitcoin rally in October. This is, naturally, based on the cryptocurrency’s deeply mysterious and entirely predictable historical performance. Past performance, as they say, is not indicative of future results, but it’s remarkably useful for writing articles like this one.

SEC Slaps QMMM After Crypto Frenzy: “Too Much Fizz, Darling!” 🍾💥

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Darlings, the regulators are simply *fainting* over these volatile equities tied to cryptocurrency ventures. The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), ever the party pooper, announced on Sept. 26, 2025, that it suspended trading in QMMM Holdings Ltd. after its shares performed a *grand jeté* of nearly 1,000% in under three weeks. All this drama unfolded after QMMM’s Sept. 9 revelation of a $100 million cryptocurrency treasury, targeting the usual suspects: bitcoin, ethereum, and solana. 🤑✨

Ripple’s Tech Wizard Bows Out, But Wait-He’s Not Gone for Good!

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In a proclamation made on that bustling marketplace of thoughts known as X, the very architect of the XRP Ledger, after a decade and more of toil, announced he would loosen his grip on the reins of Ripple. Yes, after 13 glorious years, Schwartz is casting aside the mantle of chief technology officer-perhaps to pursue his long-lost love for knitting or competitive potato sack racing? 🥔🏁